Spongebob Patrick Funny Novels & Stories

"Hala! SpongeBob!" Tumawa na ako gano'n din si Nanay na nasa kusina ng makita naming dahan dahang mag lakad si Seb palapit sa malaking SpongeBob at saka ito marahang hinawakan at maya maya pa ay sinakayan na. "Ate naman eh! Syempre hindi na ako galit sa'yo ang galing galing mo kayang manlambing." Umirap ako at hindi na mapawi ang ngiti. Nang biglang tumunog ang cellphone ko.

Deciding to ignore her, I just rolled my eyes and put my phone back in my jeans. "Does she have a "like" syndrome? I heard it's deadly, especially for brain cells," It's a miracle! JerkAss actually said something right and bright. "MR. LANGSTON!" A shout came from the shop. We turn around and groaned when we saw it was the best friend of Sponge Bob, Patrick. -I made a joke. "Call me Reed, starfish." That's actually funny, "Mr. Langston is my father, the one with gray hairs and a lot of wrinkles." Now that's just plain rude.

- I looked at them with a raised eyebrow. - What did you do Alison? - Sabrina says with a bored face. - Nothing, I swear - say - But problems like to come to me. - I look up at them. In moments Patrick appeared passing by them. - What are you doing there, Sabrina? - He didn't show surprise or curiosity, just a little boredom. - Talking and feeding her. - He says adjusting himself and sitting straight on the floor with his legs in a butterfly shape. - What are you looking for, mate? - I say bored.

Sponge bob was a sensual symbol. Adulf cain was sensual. He slept with with a Hispanic at 8, an idonisian at 9 (Ursa) and finally Sara--sara who would be the end of his life. Finally Damaris watched a fox news on an argument that sponge bob was messing with kids brains, she cut the show for her son but it'd been too late? Did not sponge bob go back to the middle ages to find an unhappy fish who attempted slitting its own throat? 'Someday.. But not today. 'He said. And did not squid ward hang a rope from his ceiling saying 'I just can't seem to get happy.. Maybe this will help. '

He mumbled suggestively in a lower tone, causing me to raise an eyebrow at him. "You don't know me" I laughed at nothing in particular. I had no idea why I laughed because what I said wasn't funny, but in my drunken state everything felt like swirly colours and SpongeBob land. Can I say SpongeBob land? Wouldn't it more likely be SpongeBob water? "But I would like to," he argued, cutting off my ridiculous thoughts. I eyed him as carefully as I could, analysing if I could trust him or not. My fuzzy mind couldn't draw a proper conclusion, yet I felt oddly comfortable with him.

LUCY'S POV Ohh Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants Observant and yellow and porous is he? SpongeBob SquarePants If nonentical nonsense be something you wish? SpongeBob SquarePants Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish? SpongeBob SquarePants Ready? SpongeBo SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants Sponge-Bob Square-Pants *********** I am currently watching an episode of my favorite show, SpongeBob. Don't judge me, ok, I still love the cartoon. After waking up today with a splitting headache, everything that happened yesterday came back to me.

“What’s wrong with looking for SpongeBob?” He’s fighting a smile. I can see it in the way his mouth twitches. “Nothing, if that’s your thing. I’m sure I could find you a SpongeBob centre. T-shirts. Balloons. A life-sized mascot, too. Just say the words and it’s all yours.” “No thanks,” I say, pulling down the sun visor and flipping open the mirror. I check my reflection and, thankfully, my anxiety didn’t melt my mascara. “I’m more of a Squidward girl.”

I felt like I was working at the Krusty Krab, even though cashier Mondy wasn't like Squidward. "Jelly jellyfish." "What are you talking about?" I shook my head. Because thinking about Spongebob and Spongebob who like to hunt jelly jellyfish with Patrick. When we finished we went home, Nick brought his truck which was worthy of a museum. I only walk, because the distance of Mr. Ford's Cafe and my flat is only 15 minutes walk. 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰 In the cafe did not feel at all, now I feel my whole body crushed. I decided to take a warm bath.

He asked, smirking stupidly as he took a mouthful of popcorn. "You dimwit, give me that!"I yelled, reaching out to grab my popcorn from him. "Language Henderson"He stated. "Shut up and give me my popcorn"I said and dragged the popcorn away from him. "Idiot"I muttered. I don't know why he derived pleasure in pissing me off all the time. "What are you watching?"He asked,facing the Tv screen where Spongebob squarepants was displaying. "Spongebob I see"He said and before i knew it,he took possession of the remote and changed the channel to WWE.

He loved me and I did not have to worry about my body not being perfect enough. As if on cue,he spoke. "I love you." I looked down to him and smiled. "Go on…please." He kissed my lower belly as his hands pulled down my pants. I lifted my leg for him to pull it through. I lifted the other one and I was standing before him in my yellow SpongeBob panties. That was not a sexy. "Well well well. Mr SpongeBob here is going to witness our hot spicy moment." He teased. I laughed and hid my face behind my hands. Of all the days I had to wear that stupid panty,it had to be today.