Spongebob Patrick Funny Novels & Stories

“You’ll laugh.” “I won’t. I swear.” I tugged on her fingers to get her to look up again. Finally, she lifted her gaze, still looking rueful before she mumbled, “SpongeBob.” “Shut the front door!” I widened my eyes. “I watched that too.” Covering her mouth, she laughed before sighing out her pleasure. “Of course you did.” “No, I did. Seriously. Caroline helped me be Patrick for Halloween one year.” “Oh my God!” She pointed, her eyes going wide. “I was Sandy.”

Doctor Sweet has a look on her face that shows she knew what Chocolate was doing and didn't it one about it "It's alright, Vanilla. I don't mind being late today—" "Unless it happens everyday because Vanilla gets attached to going with you and people start questioning—" I eventually blurt out "It's fine! It's okay! I'd go on your stupid bike!" Right now, I feel like Mrs Puff in SpongeBob when the yellow dude keeps rambling about really annoying things and she gets so pissed, she actually puffs and becomes a ball. Because that's how I look right now.

Deciding to ignore her, I just rolled my eyes and put my phone back in my jeans. "Does she have a "like" syndrome? I heard it's deadly, especially for brain cells," It's a miracle! JerkAss actually said something right and bright. "MR. LANGSTON!" A shout came from the shop. We turn around and groaned when we saw it was the best friend of Sponge Bob, Patrick. -I made a joke. "Call me Reed, starfish." That's actually funny, "Mr. Langston is my father, the one with gray hairs and a lot of wrinkles." Now that's just plain rude.

- I looked at them with a raised eyebrow. - What did you do Alison? - Sabrina says with a bored face. - Nothing, I swear - say - But problems like to come to me. - I look up at them. In moments Patrick appeared passing by them. - What are you doing there, Sabrina? - He didn't show surprise or curiosity, just a little boredom. - Talking and feeding her. - He says adjusting himself and sitting straight on the floor with his legs in a butterfly shape. - What are you looking for, mate? - I say bored.

we're all drunk and tipsy right now "Spongebob you in there!!" Charlie yells as she looks at a pineapple "That's a pine tree you idiot" Kelly laughs as Charlie bulges, it's obvious he's drunk "Ouch!!"I whine holding my hand where Jen just threw a ball at me "You stupid pokèmon" drunk Jen yells at me stomping her feet in anger "What the fuck!!!"Someone yells from the door we all turn around and look at Danny with wide eyes "Boss hurry up" the butthead shouts from the door frame. we stood up and walk to the wall in a straight line Jen is at my left side , Kelly on her left and Charlie is at my right footsteps can be heard, coming our way

He asked again as he flipped through the option on the screen. I took a moment to think of any movie I had always wanted to see. I thought and thought, but nothing came to mind. Just then it was like a lightbulb was lit in my brain. "SpongeBob?” He immediately shot me a puzzled look. "SpongeBob?” He asked in disbelief. "It's my favorite series.” I mumbled.

My mind was consumed by the problems I might face one day, when suddenly I met someone on the road. A girl in yellow pajamas, I think spongebob is the cartoon character printed on it. I had no plans to greet her or anything, but then she just spoke while looking straight at me.

“What’s wrong with looking for SpongeBob?” He’s fighting a smile. I can see it in the way his mouth twitches. “Nothing, if that’s your thing. I’m sure I could find you a SpongeBob centre. T-shirts. Balloons. A life-sized mascot, too. Just say the words and it’s all yours.” “No thanks,” I say, pulling down the sun visor and flipping open the mirror. I check my reflection and, thankfully, my anxiety didn’t melt my mascara. “I’m more of a Squidward girl.”

Even if they are playing dumb but still they never failed to stitch a smile on our lips. My favorite cartoon of all is SpongeBob. The fact that makes me want SpongeBob is that the jolliness of him, the laugh, the giggle, and especially the emotion. Never saw SpongeBob planted angst on anyone. And what better way to watch a movie on the couch is to eat your breakfast. Daddy cooked it for me before he leaves me here. Typical breakfast that captivates my cravings in the morning. Fried rice, fried egg, and hotdog and added with fish fillet. Literally, he is the perfect husband material for me. Quite ashamed of myself for not cooking breakfast for him but since my body still feels sore and tired,

I only just realized that he was interested in my story. This promise is boring, "Tell me, I'm waiting." I'd like to eat first. Angry if you ask him, "Don't you want to sleep yet, Sir." We are currently sitting on the couch and enjoying the show. I don't feel drowsy yet, is that obvious? Perhaps you're simply trying to get yourself to sleep because it's late at night and you have no idea what time it is. I laughed out loud as I abruptly remembered his boxer, SpongeBob. Is he actually a fan of Sponge Bob? Perhaps he was a spongebob fan when he was a kid. I find it adorable to think of him viewing in that way.