Stressed Memes Novels & Stories

He could tell I was anxious and honestly if he were here he would be making stupid joke and I would forget all about the lie. Just as I was about to gather my stuff my phone pings. Luke: did you know that cows have best friends. I laughed. Even miles away he still made me laugh. Me: no I did not know that Luke: They even get stressed when separated. Me: I’m stressed right now. I’m having separate anxiety :( Luke: That just means we’re basically emotional livestock support to each other then. Me: :) that’s funny. Thanks for that. Luke: You’re welcome. I got you.

𝗚𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝘆 𝘁𝗲𝗲𝘁𝗵, 𝗜 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗺𝘆 𝗲𝘆𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗳𝗿𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻. '𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥!! 𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥!! 𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥!! 𝘞𝘏𝘠?!! � �𝘏𝘠 𝘋𝘐𝘋 𝘐 𝘚𝘈𝘠 𝘛𝘏𝘈𝘛?!!!'

19:33 If you don't answer these texts imma flood your damn phone 19:33 You asked for it 19:33 ☺😊 😀😁 😂😃 😄😅 😇😉 😯😐 😑😕 😢😴 😮😣 😤😥 😦😨 😩😰 😟😱 😲😳 😶😞 😒😍 😛😜 😝😋 😙😘 😚😎

After changing back into her regular clothes, Scarlett scoured the internet for memes that were funny or relevant enough to share on her social media. It was a full-time job, taking up more of her time than homework, but somebody had to drudge through the sea of endless posts to pick out the gems. There were a lot of memes about men, due to the trending hashtag #notallmen. Scarlett steered clear, careful not to take a stance one way or another. She couldn't deal with people arguing on her posts. The only valid response was a laughter emoji.

“She’s been spamming me with wedding memes. One of them nearly crashed my phone earlier, swear.” “Okay…?” Jared blinked. “You could’ve just let me finish checking the date.” “Yeah, no-it’s fine. I’ve got it.” I tapped furiously at the screen, turning the phone face-down on my thigh, praying he couldn’t see how clammy my hands had gotten. He narrowed his eyes slightly. “You okay?” “Totally.” I smiled too wide. “Just tired. You know, wedding brain. It’s real.” He didn’t press, thank God, just shook his head with a small chuckle and turned back to his laptop.

Mehak gets shocked because Ibrahim didn't remember anything she says. Did you forget that I write stories on social media?what jaan, what kind of joke is that? Tell me honestly, Ibrahim I m telling you honestly,Ibrahim was about to say something he gets faint again, mehak calls the Dr, and Dr says I told you already don't give him stress he will die if he takes stress, mehak started cries hearing this,Dr goes from there and sameera says mehak what to said to

Rhalia fired off, followed by a slew of red flags and eggplant emojis. "I don't know how you did it, but girl... It's been what? Almost a year?? And you still don't feel the urge to jump that absolute Adonis??" Liora added with her signature dramatic flair. I felt heat rush up my neck as I fumbled with my phone, frantically typing, "Oh my God, guys-", but before I could send it, Maelis delivered the kill shot. It was a meme of dogs humping in full force, with the caption: "Don't be shy, sweetheart. If you need tips, I can help. 😈💅"

“Oh thank God, backup. Jackson, explain memes to your boyfriend. He doesn’t understand why anyone would care about a woman yelling at a cat.” “It’s not that I don’t care,” Frost protested. “I just don’t understand the context. Is this a human realm inside joke? Did something happen with this specific woman and cat?” I couldn’t help but laugh, dropping my bag by the door. “Frost, it’s just a meme. It doesn’t have to make sense. That’s kind of the point.” “But—” “Nope.” Maya held up a hand. “We’re moving on. Next meme.” She scrolled down, and Frost leaned in closer, his expression adorably perplexed.

I taunted him. "Nothing is enough," he huffed. "Should I break your skull or chop off your finger? And then, you can imagine the 'oh ho ho ho' tone in your mind in the background," I jokingly threatened him. (Oh ho ho ho is a song that's widely used as a meme for depicting sad or fucked up situations in India) "What the fuck? I am upset and crying over here and you're imagining about a meme in such a serious situation?" He complained.