stupid knock knock jokes

Clayton Payne who already wear a hundred mask before the grand title knock on her door.Content of being a Jewelry Thief she only want one thing to change ,and that is the fate of her one and only younger sister,Isabel. But Isabel still wanted to know her real family,and her eagerness made her sister,Clayton the Crown Princess of a Monarchy. What will happen if the King suddenly took interest in her?What will happen with her secret,and her own mission?Can love bloom to all of this even if it was being denied by her?

Gabrielle "Gabby" Crisostomo will not let some rich guy take advantage of her sister at ang lalong hindi niya matatanggap ay basta na lang nitong iwan ang kanyang ate kaya naman she decided to take the matter in her own hands, she decided to kidnap the bastard who ruined her sister's life pero paano kung maling tao pala ang nakidnap niya at makakayanan ba niya gantihan siya nito sa paraan na ginawa niya dito, and Jayden Andrada will not hesitate to get back to the woman that made him lose a very important business deal just because of a stupid mistaken identity.

Ozanne Ellery is the Laurente's black sheep. She spent years enduring all the vain while her sister received all the grace. One day, she just realized that she is no longer the child that begged for her parents love. She has been living independently as soon as she reached the legal age. Her life is full of solitude but not until a knock on her door turned everything upside down. He doesn’t love her and so does she. Although married, Yves Merrick doesn’t treat her wife as one. At first. They treated each other with complete casualness. Surprisingly, an unexpected event came and he just find himself smitten by Ozanne. If it was lust or love, that’s what he is yet to find out.

Vanessa De Luna would have never gone back to Russia if it weren't for her mother's funeral. They stopped talking when her mother's favorite godson stood her up on the altar without an explanation years ago. Now she's a successful singer in the Philippines with suitors left and right hoping to get her attention, and yet her stupid heart still beats for the same man-Konstantin Morozov. What Vanessa doesn't know is that her mother was murdered, and all evidence points to Stan, Konstantin's father. With everything that's happening around her while waiting for the reading of the will, Vanessa can feel that she's next. Konstantin seems to always know when to save her. His timing is impeccable. Is he an ally or a foe?

Margot belong to a very wealthy and respected family. Her parents never forget to treat her like a princess, she got everything she wants in life. Having a luxurious life is not new to her. As her parents spoiled her, they also remind her always to always look decent and respected woman to everyone. Delicacy. That's what her mother always remind her in every places she go. She had flings and her mother was okay to that set up, what her parents hate is to jump in every men she wants. Her parents, especially her father is against of early pregnancy. Even though she's old enough her dad's still doesn't want her to get pregnant by random man and not married. Marriage before sex, is the rule in there family. But what happened if in just one night she got her self pregnant by an unknown guy? How would her parents react if they will know it? Can she keep it to her self? And to add more to her problem the guy who she was sex with, just appears in nowhere and say he will support the baby without marriage. This guy, doesn't believe that marriage and was never in his mind to that stupid thing as he say so. How would she explain that to her parents? And how would she decline the guys offer if it's not only the baby she wants to support but to her also? She thought if they get married she will be happy but that's not what happened. He accused her of something she can't do and that is to kill their baby.

At first, I thought life was so easy but as the years had passed, I realized that life is obnoxious, specially for those poor who pray every day to win in a lottery. Since I was a kid, I already had carried a big responsibility in my arms, sometimes making me question myself whether I was born to live happily or the other way around. My mom and father had a divorce when I was a kid, and unluckily, she made me choose between her and papa. And now, too bad but I regretted nothing. On that day, I chose my dad, and never in million of years would I become jealous to my sister (who had chosen mom) just because she is rich and can buy anything she wants. I was used at buying my only basic needs, securing the rest of my money for future because I know I will still be the only one who can benefit at the end. I was just living peacefully, without having any regrets and doubts, but there is a man named Spencer whose arrogance could reach the planet Jupiter. And I can't deny he got the looks that made everyone to flicker after him. But never in million years would I become fluttered just because of silly and corny jokes from him. But I became tongue-tied for predicting everything. Because I was wrong for judging him like that.

Cinderella Margaux Velasquez loathes Alessandro Maven Villantura, the first interactive activity they had way back in kindergarten. She never liked being next to him in the class seating arrangement, especially during recognition programs—her as the salutatorian and Aven as the irreplaceable valedictorian of their batch. At the beginning of their senior year, Cindy was relieved knowing that Aven didn't take the same strand she took but unfortunately she was never lucky. ABM and STEM students of their batch have to share in one classroom for the reason that both strands have the least number of students. Admins decided to save the spacious classroom for the other strands that need it more than them so yes, she still has to spend her senior years next to Aven as usual. Cindy's hatred towards Aven grows as time flies but then that stupid senior ball happened.

Twinkleann, an orphan turned princess was strucked by cupid's magical arrow when she unexpectedly developed a crush on one of the famous Guevarra cousins, Zooey Ruan Guevarra. And just like how fast she fell for him, she started to hate him. But some stupid cupid have mistakenly played along with her heart and she was forced to marry him in order to protect what her grandfather had left her. Her then so ordinary life turned not-so ordinary for she is an ordinary girl no more! What comes next shall be revealed on each chapter!

Tentang Rayn yang tak pernah melihat perjuangan Alexa dalam mempertahankan hubungan mereka. Akankah gengsi Rayn menghancurkan hubungan mereka? Ataukah Alexa mampu mempertahankan hubungan mereka? Karena percuma saja jika hanya satu pihak yang berjuang. "I love you for now and on no matters how your reputation i still do and i just hope you wanna say to the moon and back, baby. As proof that i'm not stupid of this relation-shit."

Fantassia was so inlove with her bestfriend since they were just a kids, so inlove that she could give her precious gem, her virginity, to her only bestfriend once they grew up and when they turned in a legal age. Even they were just a kids she knew to herself that she really love him, she promised to herself that she would do everything for him. One day he told her to wait for him because he has something to say, she's waiting for him to their favorite place to play. She's ready to confess her feelings towards him and she knew he's feeling the same way, she's just waiting for him to confessed too. She's patiently waiting for him until dusk when her mother came out of nowhere telling to her that her bestfriend, Callan, and his family left the country. After that day she cried her heart out and she started to loathe and hate him, he made her feel stupid and she felt humiliated in front of everyone for waiting like a pathetic kid. Since then, she promised to herself again that she will forget him and her feelings for him. Years had been past Fantassia grew up into a fine and gorgeous lady that every men would do anything just to get her attention, but the old Fantassia who's sweet and caring to everyone was gone. The new Fantassia is a difficult person to deal with, she's so hard to please and a high-standard woman.