Stupid Quotes Funny の小説・ストーリー

Everyone just laughed like I'm just some kind of a psychopath, what's funny to them, they were laughing and pointing hands, and worse of it the subjects were laughing too, maybe I was stupid for talking without understanding anything, I shouldn't have let my curiosity get the better of me.

I let out a laugh, we may be different, but she did not like being told what to do. Quinn’s golden eyes narrow at me. “What is so funny?” “If you have to ask, then you must be stupid.” Somehow I was channelling Anika’s sarcasm and she was in hysterics “What did you call me?” He is on his feet and so are the twins, they stand between him and me. Quinn’s eyes were glistening with anger. “I said you must be stupid.” “Pathetic little girl. You have no idea what you are dealing with.”

I stated instead. What the fuck? I slapped my palm on my forehead at my stupidity, and she just burst out laughing. I shook my head in disbelief. Why couldn’t I ever say anything romantic? She tells me I’m shaking her world, and I make some stupid comment about jacking off? What an idiot. “Sorry,” I muttered. She was still laughing underneath me. “Jace, you are too funny for words. I swear I haven’t laughed this much with a guy in,” she shook her head, “actually, I don’t think I’ve ever laughed this much with a guy.”

I said causing Ajax to cover his mouth to stop himself from laughing, "That, and of course, that sarcasm is smart people's natural defense against the stupids." "Shut up, Nerd, you're going to kill me over here," Ajax said as he tried to not laugh out loud, reminding me that everything is funnier when you're not supposed to laugh. The rest of the class was about the same as all my other classes, though the teacher did ask me to stop making Ajax laugh halfway through. I dropped the occasional sarcastic comment or witty answer throughout the class, waiting for it to end as my social battery was drained and I just wanted to go home at that point. There was only one class left in the day, and I

He shook his head, putting a hand over his bike like it was the Oscar award. I blew a breath. "It will save us time and energy resources. Use your brains for a change." "I do use my brains, you should too. Oh wait! You don't have any!" He exclaimed in mock horror. "Of course not! That's precisely why Mrs. Finn assigned me tutor you. Oh the irony!" "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit." "It is the only answer to stupidity." "Haha, you aren't afraid of motorbikes?" He asked, changing the subject.

And a caption: “Man, people are so stupid.” I let out a slow, dark laugh. “God… you’re giving me everything I need.” Tomorrow will be the day. I know it in my bones.