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The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

I thought he was good, however, but he is not. "I'm not stupid," I defend myself. "Hmm.. I can see," he smirks. "Don't laugh at me. I'm not a joker," I say. Sid's Pov Something is really good about dumb girls is they look innocent, no matter how stupid they are. And I'm enjoying her silly talks as she pouts. "I didn't say you're a joker," I say. "I said you're stupid. Don't people laugh at stupids? You don't need to be a joker"

He quietly came behind her and screamed loudly. "What are you doing Neha?" He screamed loudly in her ear and she jumped. "Oh my God bhaiya, what the hell is wrong with you?" Neha tried to scream back but failed due to her wild heart in her ribcage and shallow breaths. "It's always fun to scream in your ear." Mustafa said and he started laughing hysterically. "Not so much funny bhaiya. One day my heart will stop beating because of your stupid pranks." She said while gritting her teeth.

Besides, who exactly gave Todd the illusion that he was someone important? I scoffed. "Todd Westman, from the moment you had the audacity to spout all that, you lost the right to speak to me." People could only communicate meaningfully when they were on the same intellectual level. Seeing how resolute I was, Todd struggled frantically and screamed, "No… Babe, listen to me. I can explain. I was just confused for a second. I love you!" "Shut up. Just listening to you makes my ears feel dirty."

He chuckled as if I was the funniest person alive, "You're okay." "I'm alive," I muttered once again, the pure shock is obviously tinted on my voice. He smiled, "And you are repeating what I'm saying." I nodded slowly, "And I'm repeating what you are saying." He nods, "Yes, you are." "Yes, I am." "I'm stupid." He tried tricking me. Not going to work, ass. I scoffed loudly, "Yes, you're stupid." "So you're not in shock, that's good." He nodded to himself as if he just learned something fascinating.

"Oh, you could have just said that instead of playing with me, anyway let's go to the next place, I don't like staying in a place that makes me feel dumb," I said walking out, he followed behind me, laughing at me. "What's so funny?" I asked when he kept on laughing, he pulled me to a stop in front of the statue and pointed at it, I looked and didn't notice at first, before I noticed the name boldly written on it, color me stupid, I thought getting his hands off me and walking off, he could have just pointed it out in the beginning. "Aren't you going to take a photo?" He asked and I stopped walking again, the dude was bringing out the worst of me, I wanted to smack him for making me act like

Jeff stared at her "why... why are you laughing? Are you okay Stella?" Stella laughed more "unfortunately Jeff, you are a big fool!" He gaped "yes... yes... I know I am a fool, Stella please...." Stella shook her head "no... I said you are a big fool!" He nodded "fine Stella, I am a bug fool, I am so stupid, I know I am an idiot but please...." She smirked "I am so glad that you know that you are all of that." Stella dipped her hand into the back pocket of her trouser and went straight to the television.

Frazier POV “Airhead. Blockhead. Bonehead. Pea brain. Cretin. Dimwit. Dumbbell. Dunce. Fool. Ignoramus. Imbecile. Jerk. Moron. Muttonhead. Nincompoop. Ninny. Nitwit. Oaf. Pinhead. Simpleton. Stupid. Tw-” “Are you okay?” A voice interrupted my series of mentioning any word in my vocabulary that was a synonym for stupid.

I wonder how I always end up being called the dumb one. “I don’t know, use your stupid brain” Scott said. “Who the fuck are you calling stupid?. Do I need to remind you that my IQ is a lot higher than yours” She ranted or should I say yelled making me distance the phone from my ear. “Right now, I feel as if my own IQ is higher than yours because if you’re unable to make up a flimsy excuse, then am quite happy to say that you’re the most dumb person I have ever met” Scott said and Jer starts to try and break the argument and talk about the situation at hand but the two idiots are not listening. I immediately cut the call, if I listen to their argument one more time, I will literally commit a

Antony replied innocently. "Oh my God." Gian grumbled as he dropped his body on the sofa and rolled his eyes. "It's true that people in love can turn stupid. Even very stupid." He muttered. "Even someone like Antony Quirino, the iron-fisted businessman known as a lion, eventually turns into a moron. For God's sake." he continued in an exaggerated manner as if Antony was not there. The man massaged his temples as he looked at Antony who was also looking at him.