Stupid Stupid World Novels & Stories

"You stupid girl. You stupid, stupid girl. What the hell have you done?" "Something I wouldn't have, if you had left us alone." ----

In the end, she misplaced a decimal point, turning a multi-million-dollar deal into a one-dollar giveaway. I had rushed all the way to the high-speed rail station, begging and negotiating, even drinking with the client the entire night. Only then did I manage to recover the company's losses. Jenny pouted aggrievedly, saying, "Zoe, do you think I'm stupid? You wouldn't even let me do a thing. I don't know much, sure, but I've been working hard for the company. It's like you're biased against me." Since the day she joined, it was either she 'accidentally' destroying important documents or her trying to deliver water to coworkers, only to accidentally' splash it onto the power switch and black

As Bethany watched him roll over the ground like a small puppy, she crossed her arms. "HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAA! You're stupid!" "Hah, excuse me?" "You're stupid, is what I said!" He screams, "What door would ever answer to you? They aren't living things! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Bethany bites her lip hard. "I dare you to say that one more time!" "HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're really a stupid person!"

"Well you're not only stupid, but your stoopid." "Ha. Who's stupid now? There is no such thing as stooooopid. Just stupid. Like you." "You're not from my world so you don't know our slangs, stooooopid." "That word doesn't even make sense, stupid." "Ren is stoooopid. Look at me. Vines wrap around my arms and legs because I am so stoooopid to ignore Rose's warnings about Mr. Creeper vines. Now I am hanging on for dear life and having Rose to help me not to pummel to my death." I said mockingly.

Alfi said. They look serious to listen to his explanation. “First of all, have you ever felt any irregularities happened in the real world?” Alfi asked. “Like humans always do immoral stuff?” ßenlong asked. “Nope. Doing immoral stuff is just a main characteristic of humans. What I mean is Waku-waku.” Alfi said. “Oh, Waku-waku, eh? Rumor has it that they want to destroy the world, yet I didn’t feel any irregularities in the real world.” ßenlong said.

People cheered, pointed at the sky, and praised what they believed was a blessing. Amid the chaos, the system spoke again, calm and emotionless. [World destruction sequence initiated.]

It was packed with vacation clothes, and sitting right on top of the clothes was a brand-new, unopened box of condoms. Chloe said: "I’m packing my bags. Gavin and I are flying abroad tomorrow to watch the match." Seeing my cold face and silence. Chloe deliberately added: "The World Cup only happens every four years. It’s super popular. So many people want to watch it but can’t squeeze their way in." "Those who can’t squeeze in are destined to be left out." My patience was gradually running out. My tone was cold and stern: "I’m only here for the pillow. You can have Gavin!"

“I still can’t believe I did that. How could I be so stupid? Things like this don’t happen to people like me.” “Oh no, Mari is human and makes mistakes. Call the police.” I rolled my eyes. “This isn’t just a mistake. It’s a gargantuan situation. It’s the mistake to end all mistakes. It could go in the Guinness Book of World Records.” “Wow. Sounds like you should get a trophy or something. It’d say something like, Marigold Wright: First Prize for the Dumbest Mistake Ever in the History of the Universe.” I groaned again.

I'm a big MORON! 'Atlast she confesses it.' I rolled my eyes at the annoying voice in my head. I just wish it could shut the fuck up and leave me alone. 'Hey, I heard that' the little voice in my head scoffs. Like I cared. Wait, who are you anyways? 'I'm you stupid.' Ha, right. If you are me then why are you insulting me? 'Because you are S-T-U-P-I-D.' See, if you are supposed to be me then you are just insulting yourself too. So then that just makes you stupid too.

The very notion repeats itself in my mind ad nauseam. “You got a fucking problem mate?” the loathsome creature snaps, the malicious odour around him intensifying as his mind runs through all the contemptible yet hilarious ways he would love to put me in my place. It amuses me how the most sadistic of humans are also the most stupid. Their inability to feel humility or empathy gives them a warped sense of self; a grandiose reflection that impedes them from seeing the dangers they willingly put themselves in. Dangers I feel no compulsion to warn them about.