Stupidly Smart Novels & Stories

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. ----------------------------------------------------------- Ever wondered what will you do when you don't want to do anything Nah you don't because I'm holding this phone and whoever is on the other side of it just want to laugh at my situation. I asked again, "Hello??????" "Parker is so clumsy, clumsy is a nerd but Parker is an idiot while I'm smart as fuck." "In your dreams" I muttered. "What did you just say?"

"Well you're not only stupid, but your stoopid." "Ha. Who's stupid now? There is no such thing as stooooopid. Just stupid. Like you." "You're not from my world so you don't know our slangs, stooooopid." "That word doesn't even make sense, stupid." "Ren is stoooopid. Look at me. Vines wrap around my arms and legs because I am so stoooopid to ignore Rose's warnings about Mr. Creeper vines. Now I am hanging on for dear life and having Rose to help me not to pummel to my death." I said mockingly.

" 'Why is this System so abnormal? Hey, aren't you going to give me some money as a reward for starting? Don't I get a Beginner's Package? Aren't you going to give me some guidance? Also, where are my golden fingers?' [Golden fingers are only for protagonists or someone on their side, while you are obviously a small cannon fodder who doesn't last 40 chapters in the novel.] [Although you can exchange money for star points. A star point can be exchanged for 100. While according to my data statistics, your star points are the same as your IQ. Zero.] Single Kill XXX "Fuck, You Shit system. Did you just insult the smart and cute me for being stupid? You are stupid, you're whole family's stupid. A

I'm a big MORON! 'Atlast she confesses it.' I rolled my eyes at the annoying voice in my head. I just wish it could shut the fuck up and leave me alone. 'Hey, I heard that' the little voice in my head scoffs. Like I cared. Wait, who are you anyways? 'I'm you stupid.' Ha, right. If you are me then why are you insulting me? 'Because you are S-T-U-P-I-D.' See, if you are supposed to be me then you are just insulting yourself too. So then that just makes you stupid too.

The front doors swooshed open and were slammed shut, followed by loud thuds which were supposed to be footsteps, coming closer towards the dining room. "There's the missing child." Smartass began and spoke like a, well, smart ass. How is my intuition always right? What am I saying? I'm smart as fuck. That's why. Stop lying to yourself babes. You like to think you're smart. You're street smart. But you're a complete dumbass. Don't get it twisted. I hate my mind.

Those with lower intellect often don’t understand more than a few words and forget the conversations rather quickly. “I thought you were the smart brother, no?” Fenton asks without doing as much as glance over his shoulder to check my reaction to his question. “I wish,” I laugh. “Lazarus is the smart one. He got the brains, Lenox got the strength, and me - well, I guess I’m average. My mom says I’m special, though, so that’s good, right?” I add the last part for good measure. For some reason, my brain decided that dumbasses always imply how their parents say they’re special or smart. Fingers crossed this will work to my advantage.

"Baby girl, I am not stupid. I am studying business administration, a course I hate while also doing what I love. I am practically living a double life. Stupid people can't do what I do, which is why I am asking again, what exactly is going on?" She was smart, I would give her that. And I also had to hand it to Daniel, he was extremely stupid. Leaving a woman as smart as her to go and be with a dulldard like Stacy. It was a move that only idiots did and that made sense since he was extremely stupid as well. "What makes you think that I am actually crying because of that boy?" I asked.

Jesus Christ, I have messed up this girl, haven't I? I gulp down an ounce of guilt and try to smile. "I'm just... Do you still draw and shit?" I want to facepalm myself after speaking. Am I stupid? I can't believe this shit! I've gone my entire life thinking I'm smart, but I'm actually retarded! I have zero game—I realize that—even Alice realizes that, or else she wouldn't be squinting at me!

I am stupid. Athena nodded. "Yes, why? Have you met before?"

I replied and she smiled again. "No one would ever believe us or our story. That you married me forcefully. We look more romantic than the couples who have done love marriages." She said and giggled. I chuckled hearing her. She was right. No one would ever believe us. Not our future kids and grandkids. No one would believe our Stupid Love Story.