Successful Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

" Are you kidding me? I had so much fun. Your family is so lovely and welcoming. You're so lucky to be surrounded by people who love you." " What can I say? I'm a lucky one" they laughed together as they just had a beautiful day filled with fun and love.

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.

Edison A quote for a day Have a nice day all of you Stay safe stay happy Keep smiling Bye till next time

"Shut the fuck up. You love my laugh." FYI it's not a donkey laugh. I like to think that I laugh like a normal person. "Yeah I fucking do."

“If we got nothing else, at least we can laugh.” Vincent and I run through everyone throwing rice and get into his car. “Ready to spend every day laughing your ass off?” Vincent asks. “I spent the last 40 years screwing my ass off; the next 40, I can laugh my ass off,” I tell him. “I mean, if we can have sex like we did back there, we can screw our asses off too,” Vincent gives me a side eye. “Wanna bet?” I tease. “Let’s find out what two old folks can do,” Vincent jokes as we drive.

I burst out laughing so hard I nearly choked on my soda. Jenna looks deeply unimpressed. “Yeah, real fucking funny,” she mutters, side-eyeing both of us. “Keep laughing, you bunch of soggy mofos. I’ll remember this when you two need someone to body a man for you in public and I’m too busy teaching spin hooks to felons named Big Maria.” Dawn snorts into her drink. “You’d thrive in there, don’t lie.” “Shut up,” Jenna says, but she’s already smiling.

“I swear, man, she did this thing with her tongue, on my dick and was like so gone, yo. I definitely blacked out.” “Bro,” Tayo added, spinning his towel like a whip, “ have you ever had someone sit on your face while quoting Beyonce lyrics? That's when you know you're alive.” The group burst out laughing. I chuckled along too even though I didn't get the joke or reference.

Ash: Don't Olivia: The uwus I’m busting Olivia: So many uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuws Ash: You're so f*cking annoying Olivia: You 'haha'd me Olivia: So, you are human after all Olivia: You can laugh Olivia: You are so cute, Mob boss Ash 😊 Olivia: Can you vocally 'haha' for me? I want to hear your laugh 😙 Ash: f*ck you

I picked up the bottle of soda. "You seem like you want to burn a hole through her ass," he quipped. I had taken a sip when I spat the liquid as a high pitched laughter escaped my lips. I quickly picked up the napkins and dabbed my lips. I looked up and saw Quinn shake his head with an amused smile. "You're really something," he said. "You're one to talk," I retorted.

] "One of the things I like about him... He's a corny joker." ["Like what?"] I clap my hands once. "About teleporting mosquitos. Anyhow, he can make me laugh." ["He could have learned from me~ To make a woman laugh is to make them fall for that man."] "Like what?" ["Hmm, what do you call a mosquito inside the mosquito net?"] "What?"