Successful Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

“You are the only person who has ever really listened without making it weird,” Zack admits, his voice dropping to a lower register. “Everyone else either starts crying or tries to give me inspirational quotes or something.” The wind rustles through a nearby oak branches overhead while they sit in comfortable silence for a moment. “Inspirational quotes,” she echoed. “That is a new one. What like ‘hang in there’ cat posters? Weird.”

He suddenly starts laughing like I just told the funniest joke in the world. “Here with two people that we suddenly just met, wow that is the funniest thing I have heard all day, no, all my life.” Walking away from me like he is about to walk out of the garage, I block his path and try really hard not to shove him against the wall and kill him right where he stands.

he said with excitement and she smiled as he began to narrate the ordeal of their meeting. "I've never seen my brother so excited all his life, except for the times you were spending with Jessica back then," she said and he smiled "True friends are actually like diamonds and they're one of the most valuable things you can ever get" he said with his face beaming with a smile "Look at you, giving us friendship quotes" she said as she laughed "Hey, why did you have to act that way in front of him?" He asked again She sighed and increased the speed of the car.

safe, content, happy. A wave of laughter erupted as Brian launched into another one of his jokes, his infectious humour washing away any lingering stress. For a blissful while, the world outside ceased to exist, replaced by the joy of my shared silliness. A forgotten warmth spread through me, the simple pleasure of laughing with Brian a rediscovered treasure, thanks to the movie.

Zen could tell that she rarely laughed and that she probably didn’t know how wonderful the sound was. “You have a beautiful laugh you know?” he complimented, to be blessed with the sight of her reddened cheeks. “Thank you! I rarely do,” she admitted. “I can tell, but why?” he questioned. “It’s a luxury to be able to,” she replied sadly. Zen was sure then that his new friend was broken. “We need to fix that. Laughing is the one thing that you should be able to do at every opportunity. I heard people who laugh more live longer,” he joked.

I laughed, knowing that I had hit a sensitive spot. But then, Sophia suddenly looked up at me, a sly grin spreading across her face. "Actually, my ex-husband was a cheapskate," she said, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "He took me to the most luxurious place he could afford... the McD*nald's drive-thru." I burst out laughing, unable to contain my amusement. Sophia's joke was hilarious, and I was impressed by her quick wit. As I laughed, Sophia smiled, looking pleased with herself. "I'm glad I could make you laugh," she said, her eyes sparkling with amusement.

Together, they formed a dynamic duo, effortlessly bringing smiles to our faces. Elliot, with his quick wit and mischievous grin, joined in the merriment, contributing his fair share of jokes and hilarious anecdotes. His infectious laughter was contagious, spreading joy throughout our gathering. We exchanged quips and jests, the playful banter building a sense of camaraderie that transcended mere acquaintanceship. As we shared our stories and laughed until our sides ached, time seemed to lose its grip on us. The world around us faded into the background, and the park became a stage for our collective happiness. Each moment was etched in my memory, like a mosaic of laughter and shared experien

"Well, that was an interesting morning." -------------------------------------------------------------- A/N Hey guysss Since there was no joke in the beginning let's do one now! Some people cause happiness wherever they go... Others cause happiness whenever they go. Ok maybe that one wasn't that good haha Anyways HAVE A FLIPPIN GREAT DAY MWAH :)))

Jackson's expression momentarily softened, a trace of sympathy flickering across his face, only to be replaced by even more intense laughter. "You know, kid, I have to hand this to you – you are really funny," Jackson quipped, struggling to catch his breath between his fits of laughter. Continuing his amusement, he remarked, "So funny! I have to break the curse, what? That's just so hilarious," he scoffed, only to abruptly stop laughing.

Right! He should have thought about that right from the start. That would even save the guy who stabbed him the trouble. What's the point of living anymore? He'd still remain the unluckiest man… Lisa exchanged glances with Joye, her eyes wary and sad. Then she composed herself, retaining the gentle smile on her face. “This is the funniest joke of the century.” “Hahahaha! You're right!” Joye laughed along. “The Boss is surely funny.”