How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
“No problem.”
We faced off, eyes locked together.
“Make me a sandwich,” I said firmly.
“Make it yourself,” said Claire.
“Make. Me. A. Sandwich.”
“Nope.”
“Make.”
“No.”
“Sandwich.”
“No.”
“Makemesammich!”
“Never!”
“Maybe,” said Maurice, “you have to really want the sandwich.”
A fair point. I focused hard, gritting my teeth and imagined a delicious, meaty sandwich. I held the picture in my mind, so real I could smell it.