I Teased the Heartbroken Heiress for Cash
After the socialite heiress gets dumped by a poor student named Andrew Stephens, she goes completely mute.
Her mother, Nora Booker, announces that whoever gets her daughter to speak again will be given a million dollars.
I make my way through all the men trying to get through to her and say, "Wasn't it just last night that you were calling me 'Daddy' in bed?"
"That didn't happen!" Alicia Ellison blurts out.
Nora wires me a million dollars on the spot.
Over the moon, I follow Alicia around every day, teasing her while making a killing.
She can't talk back and can't hit me, so out of frustration, she shuts me up with her own mouth. Overnight, I go from the heiress' personal companion to