Teenager Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

A snarky tone as he continued. “Boyfriends come and go, but best friends are forever.” Andre snorts into his shoulder. “Did you seriously just quote an eight year old?” “Damn right I did! The little girl has some gems of wisdom. it must be all the barbie gossip. I heard it’s been chaotic.” “shut up..” Andre can’t stop laughing even when James spins him goofily and dips him so low he almost falls. When he lifts upright and James kisses him, Andre’s actually surprised.

Just then a quote caught my attention, You may think you are useless but the small stars still give lights to people who don't have any. That quote was so touching and true. Well literally it's true. It was as if the writer was talking to me. Before I could stop myself I turned back to the hoody boy and called him. "Hey Kevin." "Yes?" I slowly looked up at me. He had an unsure look on his face. "Did you draw and wrote all these quotes?" I asked. He nodded and I smiled. "Thank you." I said and beamed more at him. "I needed it." With that I turned to my front. I don't want to see the look he'll give to me next.

But my smile cracked before I could say anything. “HE DID!” they all shouted. “Okay, okay!” I laughed. “Yes, he did. He said… I looked like the reason stars exist.” Leah grabbed a pillow and screamed into it. “Ugh, stop, I’m melting!” Mum nudged me. “I like him more every time you quote him.” Rachel sighed. “i just remembered when high school boys just called me cool back then and they follow me all round. We all laughed, then I shoved them gently. “Alright, out! I need to shower. And please—no group chat screenshots of me squealing.”

he gave me an appraising once-over, “have the decorum of a teenager.” “Maybe that's because I am one. What- should I start wearing body bags and a toe tag? No wonder that's how everyone you meet ends up. They'd rather die than have to deal with you.” “Your insults are pitiable at best, but mostly just pathetic. And I just love those little toe tag things,” he mused. “They're like ribbons on a present.” I blanched. “That's disgusting.” “You're a pulsing slab of meat. You call that pleasant?”

"Squeaky-clean to you. Sodom and Gomorrah to others." "Up top." He held up his hand for a high five. "Look at you, able to make jokes and using your words. Shouldn't we be celebrating your using full sentences, and it's not just a Linc fluke? And please don't cry because I said his name again." "I'm seventeen. May as well tattoo it on his forehead," I whispered in a hostile tone. "He doesn't seem to be the type to forget," Zane said helpfully. "Oh, he didn't."

I didn’t have to wait long for the replies. “Aww,” Dad commented immediately, making me giggle. “Someone’s living their best life,” Mike teased. “Look at you, Miss Paris,” Leo added, followed by three laughing emojis. “Try not to embarrass us while you’re there,” Zack chimed in. And then there was Ryan. “You’re lucky I’m not there. I’d push you into the Seine.” I burst out laughing, covering my mouth as I scrolled through their silly comments. They were ridiculous—every single one of them—but I loved them more than words could say.

I just turned into a teenager for fuck’s sake ! Argh. Everything was so infuriating !

I didn't even think about my body because I know there are people who volunteer to clean bodies at the hospital which is very helpful but I find it really weird. I'm just saying, don't take me seriously, never take me seriously, that's the biggest mistake you can ever make. My nineteen year old self was such an idiot that even I did not take myself seriously. Sometimes I say stuff and I rephrase because I sound too wise, yup.

“Thanks for listening, nobody ever listens. They call me dramatic.” “You are not dramatic, you're a teenage girl that's trying to get the hang of her emotions. And a bit of a bitch sometimes.” I snort.

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