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He shrugs. “Yes, we are human. We make mistakes and we have fights over stupid stuff like leaving the toilet seat up,” I add. “Yes, I wish you’d stop doing that, Babe.” Jayden grins that grin. Everyone laughs at his joke, and I thump him on the arm in jest.

Then type: Me: Everyone suddenly knows who I am and I hate it. I hit send. A second later her reply appears. Bree: Is this about Quarterback Boy or Hockey Boy? For the first time all day, I laugh. A real laugh. Small. Tired. Slightly unhinged. Honestly? I don’t even know anymore. And that might be the scariest part.

Still, she clearly wasn’t short on things to say. “Shut up, b*tch!” he spat, rage barely contained. “You’re just like a pair of socks – warm and nice at first, then disgusting and disposable after a few hours.” “You are the one who keeps on crawling back with – more, let's have more. Besides, it’s never been a few hours, just four to five minutes, and you know it.” She folded her arms, fire in her eyes. I let out a laugh I couldn’t hold back. That “four to five minutes” jab hit too close to the truth for most teenage boys. They both turned to look at me, mid-stride, just now registering my presence a few lockers down.

“Asshole!" We all burst out laughing. This feels like we are just teens boys, on a road trip, having a good time…

We both take in the scene around us , teenagers letting loose, grinding, making out , laughter emerging from unseen corners. " Aren't you afraid that your parents are going to notice that you're not at home, like you should be!" Zac nudged me with a playful grin on his face, his voice straining to be heard through the booming music that had impregnated the atmosphere. " Fuck them!" Was all I could muster to say , resurrecting a bout of laughter from him and I joined in too. " This is my life and I will do as I please!" " Nice!" Nodded Zac. " I admire your chutzpah...so long as they don't split your nutsack off for defiling their rules -"

“If I choose the job, I obviously can’t go back to my mom, though?” It took her few seconds before she sighed. “Yeah, it makes sense. Sorry, I got it from p*******t and thought it was a cool quote.” I bite my lip to stop myself from laughing. But failed miserably as she made an eye contact with me. I cracked up to the point she throws the sofa cushion right onto my face. “Shut up.” “It’s a cool quote, though.” “Fuck off.”

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

I let out a sarcastic smile, “have fun inhaling carbon dioxide there.” With that, they burst out laughing. “We really need to think ways to put some humor inside your brain!” Ave exclaimed, still laughing. I pursed my lips. “I don’t need that.” “As expected from you,” Rebel chuckled. I roll my eyes heavenwards. I don’t need some humor. A bitter smile placed against my lips. I only need someone who’ll save me from this hell. “How about this?” “Your showing too much skin.” “This one?” “Too short.”

His suppressants to smell as a human, made him look fat and he used to get bullied a lot because of it. However, I was in no mood to play good brother with him. How dare he call me a cheater. “Won’t like to be called a cheater and murderer even then,” he pat replied. What the actual fuck ? “Stop it you all !” Jax exclaimed angrily. “Don’t ruin your moods because of your stupid tongues. Mated or unmated, let’s just drown in booze and have the time of our life !” he pumped us up. “This time won’t come back. Maybe next year we won’t be having this teenage fun together as some of us might be busy with our mates and family. So, stop acting so stupid and just enjoy yourselves,” he continued.

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