Terrible Puns

Eliana Thorne is forced to marry a shady billionaire by her aunt Livia to save the family’s fortune and secure their future. The catch was, the man —Levi Vanderbilt —was dead. In everyone’s eye, she was basically a human sacrifice to the Vanderbilt family. Much to her surprise on her wedding night there is a ghost living with her, her dead husband Levi is very much alive— And very unhappy with this new development of having a stranger claim his name and assets. Levi hated Eliana believing she is a pawn but decides to keep up appearances to find out who betrayed him. A drunken night leads to pregnancy, suffocating Levi. Just when Eliana grows tired of the toxic dynamic and constant abuse, she suffers a miscarriage and decides to leave. Until, she finds out Livia’s true intentions causing them to fall into an uneasy alliance. Levi promises to kill her if she ever betrays him, but she finds her family’s fortune locked in a biometric vault with only accessible by Levi. Slowly, the tensions and passion merge, blurring lines as allies as something romantic develops, can she win the heart of this terrible cold hearted billionaire? Or will their passion cost them something more?

She was the Luna they rejected. He was the cursed Alpha. Destiny didn’t mean for them to meet—magic brought them together, together they would unite two separate worlds. After being betrayed by her mate and condemned by her own stepmother, Alia Rowan is left to die in the Woods. But fate brings her into the arms of Kael Bale, a ruthless Alpha whose soul is chained by a terrible curse. Saved by Kael–the cursed alpha of the Night Fangs Pack–she meets a new world filled with secrets, power and darkness When a fake mating becomes the only way to be accepted in the Night Fang Pack, Alia accepts, seeing it as an opportunity to get her revenge. But as she slowly falls for Kael, she discovers he is far more broken. She plans to win his heart. He plans to use her to get revenge. But neither of them knows that their shattered pasts are bound by the same enemies.. Alia possesses the blood of the last good witch. Kael's wolf is blood thirsty and uncontrollable. Together, they are chaotic. When war rises, when betrayal burns, when destiny demands sacrifice… Will their forbidden love survive the darkness? Or will the light die with her? Find out in this soul-catching tale of love, betrayal and revenge.

Scarlett Hayes only wants one thing—to survive her last two years at Westwood Academy. As a scholarship student surrounded by the children of billionaires, staying invisible is the safest option. Especially when it comes to Ronan Whitmore. The school's most feared boy. Ronan is rich, powerful, and completely unpredictable. Rumors follow him everywhere—fights, scandals, and secrets no one dares talk about. Scarlett has spent years avoiding him. Until the day Ronan approaches her with a shocking offer. He needs a fake girlfriend. Just for three months. Public dates, convincing photos, and the appearance of a perfect relationship. In return, Ronan promises to solve a problem that could destroy Scarlett’s future at Westwood. She knows it's a terrible idea. Everyone warns her to stay away from him. But Scarlett quickly learns something even more dangerous than Ronan Whitmore’s reputation. The way he looks at her isn’t fake. And the longer they pretend to be in love, the harder it becomes to remember that none of it is supposed to be real. Because the boy everyone fears might be hiding a truth that could ruin both of them. And if their fake relationship falls apart… Scarlett might become the next victim of the most dangerous boy in school.

La' Frost institute is a premium skating academy known for its peak skaters from high standard backgrounds, Arianne Johnsons who has envied the La' Frost skaters since she came second place in the nationals skating competition, here is sacrifices and money but yet she couldn't make it to the international competitions, then one day on her way to watch the competition live in her best friend house, something terrible happens she meets the almighty Valerie Stones, all time champion on the ice and most of all her lookalike, crying, hurt on her legs and looking like she just escaped something or someone she refuses to go back and Arianna takes her home with her, tomorrow morning she goes to check on her and finds Valerie dead after overdosing herself, she's shocked, scared but quickly a decision is made in minutes as she dials 911 and a decision is made that day Arianna dies and Valerie returns to the academy healthy, and once again she becomes a star dominating the season and being untouchable in all categories the years pass and then there's a twist she gets a text from an unknown number saying "I KNOW YOUR SECRET, ARIANNA"

Melena is the most beautiful she-wolf anyone has ever seen. She later came to despise her beauty, as it led to the loss of not only her parents but also her entire pack. She hides herself away, blaming herself for the death of everyone. One day, Melena is forced to leave her hiding spot due to hunger. She's discovered by Alpha Alexander and chased down along with his men for breaking into his house. Melena was unintentionally saved from falling into a pond of hungry alligators while escaping Alexander and his men by another alpha, Alpha Strider. Again, Melena finds herself in another terrible situation, being locked in a cell on Alpha Strider Territory. Alpha Alexander, determined to punish Melena, visits her in her cell only to see her beautiful form, which she's been hiding for years, and now he wants her more than anything in the world. Alpha Strider hasn't seen her gorgeous form as yet. Will Alpha Strider hand over Melena to his number one rival, Alpha Alexander, for punishment, or will he also try to claim her for himself after seeing her beautiful form? Additionally, will Melena ever feel safe?

There’s an envelope sitting in the middle of my desk. White. Unmarked. Perfectly centered, like someone placed it there with intention. My name is typed across the front. “Termination of Employment.” My stomach sinks. I scan the rest—employment ended effective immediately… final paycheck processed… return company property… Thank you for your service. He even dared to say thank you. The signature at the bottom makes my throat tighten. His name. Bold. Clean. Like this is nothing but routine paperwork to him. “Xavier Crest. CEO of TechUp” So this is what “no” costs. I stared at the letter filled with rage. Just when Sydney thought her life was starting to come together, her ruthless boss just had to bring chaos into her peaceful and organized life — bringing along his terrible ex who is hell bent on making Sydney’s life a living hell. Forcing her into a marriage, neither of them wants, he realizes Sydney is not as docile as she seemed which only infuriates him the more because NO ONE dares to cross Xavier. She said no. He fired her . Then claimed her. What happens when saying no to the most powerful man in the room costs you everything?

Alessa found herself in the unexpected role of replacing her older sister as wife, after the latter refused to marry a man who had supposedly suffered burns to ninety percent of his body during a terrible accident. However, Alessa's adoptive father's motivation was purely financial, as he wanted to take advantage of the fortune the deformed man had. So Alessa was pressured into marrying this billionaire tycoon. Once she arrived at the mansion, her life became a daily challenge, as she had to deal with a superficial and appearance-obsessed husband, while facing personal insecurities due to her own body. The pressure to live up to the physical standards imposed by society aggravated her self-image, especially as she didn't fit the traditional standards of beauty. However, behind the billionaire's façade was a secret that escaped everyone's notice: a supernatural dimension that encompassed his entire family lineage. This mysterious secret was about to unite Alessa's fate with that of the billionaire in unimaginable ways. Thus, Alessa's life became a complex labyrinth, intertwining relationships, superficial appearances and hidden secrets. She would have to navigate these challenges to discover the true meaning of this unusual relationship and unravel the mysteries surrounding the family of the man who became her husband.

Freya is the apple of her parents' eye and treated like a real princess, until the day her father and mother, who happened to be the Alpha and Luna of the pack, die mysteriously. Her uncle takes over as the new Alpha, and his vicious daughter becomes her nightmare. From a princess, she became a pauper. As if that isn't enough, her pack, which she had vowed to protect all her life, is attacked by her father's very own arch enemy, Alpha Tristan. To make things worse, this vicious man becomes her mate. How can she escape the love hate treatment of her very own mate? Redemption came in the form of her mate's brother, Tyler, who is willing to do everything to make her happy, but her little light, Tyler who is so passionate towards her must obey his brother who is the Alpha and this means there's no happiness even with her little redemption. In the process of running away from her nightmare, she meets the Lycan king whom she ridiculously finds out was her mate also, but he's another nutcase with a terrible history. At this point, who among these three can she rely on? Was that even possible?

"Is it true? Did you impregnate my sister?" I asked him, tears burning my eyes. "Is it true that you slept with your secretary?" I continued to question his loyalty. He made me believe he was in love with me, only to take my virginity and break me as nobody had ever. "It is true," he shrugged, "I am a young mayor of this town. I have a lot of options, what made you think you were special?" he smirked, his eyes shining as he watched me suffer. "Don't even think about leaving this town," just when he saw me step back, he ordered, "You will stay here and be my little pet, Phoenix. You will stay in this town and be my----- sex toy!" that was it, the title he gave to our relationship. ...... A Nineteen-year-old Pheonix arrives in a town full of mysteries, crazy rules, and sex addicts. What was supposed to be her escape from the terrible past ends up becoming a nightmare for her when she catches the eyes of the Young Mayor of the town, who is known for having sex addictions. Will Pheonix become one of his addictions or will it be her love that he will become addict to?

"Attendez," ordonna Nora. "Je souhaite connaître les risques possibles de cette opération en plus de... la mort." Elle a demandé au garçon, ainsi qu'aux deux stagiaires supplémentaires qui sont venus la chercher. "Perte de mémoire dans certains cas. C'est pour autant que je sache." * Hors de côté ne veut pas dire hors d'esprit. Nora vit une existence typique de Cendrillon; deux demi-soeurs et une belle-mère qui méprisent sa vue. Ace Woods, un exemple d'extravagance, de caprice, d'insolence et de manque de respect se retrouve sur un continent inconnu du monde en faisant ce qu'il sait le mieux; attirer l'attention de ses parents. Mais une nuit enchantée, Un événement terrible qui s'est produit à minuit, marque un souvenir aussi longtemps que vous pouvez naviguer dans LA TRAGÉDIE D'UNE CENDRILLON AFRICAINE.