Terrible Puns

"I only f*ck girls who want to be f*cked, flipped over and banged, Sunshine and..." "And that's what I want, daddy. Exactly what I want from you." * He was my father's adopted brother. He had been there for me since the moment I had lost my entire family in a terrible fire but five years ago, he had suddenly left the country, never coming back. And then, I was drugged one night and I got home to see he was back. It had been five years but he just looked hotter and sexier. Under the influence of the aphrodisiac I was drugged with, I had gotten his help to get off and it should have ended there that night. Nothing more should have happened but with the wetness that pulls in my p*ssy whenever he comes close, with the way my nipples harden at his slightest touch, I knew more was going to happen. Russo wants me... To f*ck me, bang me, and own my body. And bloody hell! As much as I want to deny it, I want him too. For him to f*ck me, bang me, own my body and make me his sl*t.... But this... It's a taboo, right?

A broken heart is the most perilous thing in the merciless realm of organized crime. Elara Vetrova never imagined that one visit would set off a sequence of betrayals that would cost her everything when she goes to the hospital to check on Leo Volkov, the strong and cold mafia kingpin and also the ex-lover of her sister. Recently involved in a near-fatal automobile accident, the volatile leader is released before she shows up and vanishes without a trace, leaving only questions and a terrible sense of abandonment. Elara finds her boyfriend, Dmitri Baranov, locked in a private hug with her sister Mara, at home. Especially as her family ignores her suffering coldly, the betrayal cuts more deeply than she could have expected. Elara's mother leaves her feeling more alone than ever before since she values family relationships above everything else and shows no reaction to her wrath. But when the dangerous Leo resurfaces in her life—unwillingly dragged back into a world of secrets and vengeance—Elara finds herself in the middle of a lethal game forced to face the demons of her past. Elara has to choose who she can trust between her broken family, a forbidden romance with the guy who still haunts her nightmares, and a deadly conspiracy endangering her own life—and if she is ready to risk all for a second shot at love.

When a mysterious human girl lands on the territory of the four Alphas, who hate humans more then any thing else in the world, what will happen? The Williams brothers have always been brutal and tough, but that’s because of the incident they had when they were younger, each and everyone of the boys held their own trauma and scars from it, but when a human comes back to remind them of their past, would the boys be able to look past her species and see her, or will their hatred be too strong? What will happen when the Alphas learn that their mate was more like them then they thought, what will they do when they realized how her species left her with scars and pain, will it be to late for them to fix what they have broken? Jessica has always had a hard live, but after a terrible accident happens, she runs to find some peace. But she ends up in a new world, that might cause her greater pain than what she has already endured or might be the saving grace she has been praying for. The only question was did Jess have anything more to give, to yet another brutal and strange world? Read to find out what happens when two worlds clash together, only to find out that they might not be as different as they thought.

Samantha Lee and David Collins come from families that hate each other because of business rivalries. They’ve been raised to avoid and despise one another, but one unexpected night changes everything. Samantha’s cousins, who don’t know what David looks like, unknowingly end up hanging out with him and his siblings at a bar. Despite trying to stop them, Samantha gets caught up in the fun. The next morning, she wakes up in David’s apartment with no memory of how she got there—and a terrible feeling that something happened between them. Determined to move on, Samantha avoids David whenever she sees him. But at one event, she feels dizzy and ends up in the hospital, where she discovers she’s pregnant. David overhears the news and wants to step up, but Samantha’s family quickly sends her abroad to keep the secret and protect their reputation. For five years, Samantha raises her child alone, far from David and their feuding families. But when her grandfather dies, she has to return home, terrified of running into David again. Now, Samantha must face her past, and the future of their child. Can they overcome their families’ hatred, or will the past keep them apart forever?

Cassandra Baker, the respected Luna of the Crescent Moon Pack, believed her life was perfect alongside her husband, Alpha Sebastian Stones. She was the loving and loyal wife, beloved by everyone in the pack, until everything changed with the arrival of Emily, Sebastian Stones' fated mate. Cassandra's peace shatters when the infamous and cruel Cursed Alpha attacks her pack. To save everyone, Sebastian makes a terrible decision: Cassandra is handed over as a slave, a necessary sacrifice for the survival of those she once called family. Now, Cassandra faces a new reality as the prisoner of Xavier Blackwoolf, the Cursed Alpha. Amid fear and uncertainty, she must find a way to maintain her dignity and perhaps even discover a way to turn the tables in her favor. As she delves deeper into the dark world of the Cursed Alpha, Cassandra begins to question everything she knew about loyalty, love, and even her own nature. Can she find redemption in a man so cruel and bloodthirsty, who was rejected even by his own family from birth? Or will the power of the pack and the secrets of Xavier Blackwoolf's past consume her entirely, to the point where she falls in love with him? In a game of power and intense emotions, Cassandra must decide whether to resist the dangerous allure of the Cursed Alpha or surrender to a forbidden passion that could seal her fate forever.

It's too big she thought as the stretched virgin flesh sent out waves of aching pain. It felt as though her sides would split and she'd be torn in half. She moaned and tilted her head, brushing her lips inadvertently against his, sending more erotic shivers through her. Her hand reached for the base of his cock to prevent his withdrawal, inexplicably enjoying the strange but exciting feeling of being so completely filled despite the terrible ache it caused. He intercepted her hand and pinned her arm above her head. "Do you want more or not?" ************ In a world where towering giants rule over the lands, young virgins are chosen from small villages as tributes to satisfy the desires of their colossal masters. Bound by chains and stripped of their innocence, these virgins become slaves to the giants' unquenchable lust. Among them is a group of women who, despite their fate, secretly plot to reclaim their freedom. As they navigate the dangerous and forbidden world of their captors, they must balance their survival with the growing passions that threaten to consume them. Can they escape their enslavement, or will the giants' desires forever hold them in bondage? The Giants & Sex Slaved Virgins and other stories is a tale of raw power, sex, lust, and the struggle for liberation, where forbidden pleasure blurs the lines between captor and captive. Prepare for an intense journey of domination, submission, and rebellion in this dark and provocative fantasy.

IF HE IS NOT WILLING TO BE HER REAL HUSBAND, WHAT'S THE HARMFUL IN SUDUCING HIM? Charlotte Foster is in love with Morgan, her father's kind business partner who has quickly become her best friend since she met him. Now, at 20, and after several unsuccessful attempts to make Morgan see her as a woman, Charlie is prevented from receiving the inheritance that is rightfully hers, thanks to the schemes of her late father and her terrible stepmother. That's when Morgan surprises her with a proposal: become her husband for a year, so that she can receive what belongs to her. However, for Charlie, money is the least important thing in that situation. Morgan Sullivan struggled for a long time with his repressed feelings for Charlie, the authentic and impulsive daughter of his greedy partner. However, after years of managing to hide his love for her, he sees no other way out than marrying her to protect her from her Machiavellian stepmother. After all, it will only be for a year and everything will be a farce, since he will never touch her. As much as you want. And as much as he is no longer able to hide what he feels for her so well. Realizing that her husband may not be as indifferent to her as he thought, Charlie decides she needs to use that year to seduce her husband and turn their fake marriage into something very real.

Un soir,Dante aborde Anya dans un bar. Contrairement aux apparences, cette rencontre n'a rien de fortuit : il la suit et l'étudie depuis des semaines. Sa proposition est brutale : une nuit contre de l'argent. Malgré tous les signes d'alarme, Anya accepte, troublée par l'attirance malsaine qu'elle ressent. Leurs étreintes se révèlent être un terrain de jeu pervers où la soumission d'Anya libère une part d'elle-même qu'elle ignorait. Dante, quant à lui, trouve en elle son miroir - quelqu'un capable de comprendre ses ombres. La vérité éclate lorsque Anya découvre l'ampleur de la manipulation : chaque "hasard" de leur rencontre fut soigneusement planifié. Ce qui semblait être une romance torride se révèle être le chef-d'œuvre d'un obsessionnel. Face à la révélation de cette terrible vérité, Anya peut-elle encore distinguer l'amour de la destruction, et choisira-t-elle de fuir ou d'accepter définitivement cet amour toxique ?

Louisa Forge didn’t choose this. She was handed over like a bargaining chip — marked by an Alpha she despises, installed in a pack house that doesn’t want her, bound to a man who locks her in her room and calls it mercy. Kaelen is everything a wolf shouldn’t be: cruel, reckless, and hungry for a power he hasn’t earned. But the pack house has another occupant. Julian — former Alpha, widower, a man who has been quietly starving himself to death since the loss of his mate — is supposed to be irrelevant. A ghost in the east wing. Instead he’s the one who checks on her in the night, who brings her sedatives for the pain, who laughs with her over terrible soup until the whole dining room forgets to be miserable. He’s also the one who tells her, very clearly, that what happened between them during her heat meant nothing. He’s lying. They both know it. Caught between a mate bond she never consented to and a connection she can’t name, Louisa is doing what she does best — surviving. She’s building alliances in quiet corners, winning loyalty one small kindness at a time, and carrying a secret that could burn everything to the ground. Because the heir Kaelen is so desperate to claim? It isn’t his.

Durante las vacaciones de Navidad, mi novio León Ríos me pidió que le ayudara a cuidar al perro de su amiga de la infancia, Elena Navarro. Pero cuando llegué con la comida para perros, un enorme pitbull me derribó de inmediato, mordiéndome sin piedad. Por suerte, un vecino me rescató de las fauces del perro, pero me quedé con una cicatriz terrible en la cara. Tenía el rostro desfigurado de por vida. Quedé destrozada, y León me culpó: —Seguro lo hiciste mal y lo enfadaste. ¡Tú solo perdiste la cara, pero Toto perdió la vida! Al final, la presión me llevó a saltar desde un edificio alto. Al morir, vi a León y a Elena abrazarse. —Qué listo fuiste, amor, dejaste a Toto sin comer días para que, hambriento, matara a Sofía Vega. Ahora que murió, por fin podemos estar juntos. Al abrir los ojos, había vuelto al día en que León me pidió que fuera a alimentar al perro.