terrible puns

He calls it madness, but she calls it love. When intense attraction struck them both in the dark after being trapped in a small cave during a raging tropical storm, he pursued her without inhibitions, turning their whirlwind romance into a tragic mistake in the end. He is the educated businessman and the hunk, while Maria, the illiterate, fat-ugly maiden, is his total opposite. A terrible choice that resulted in a forced marriage was made between them when everyone thought she was his victim. Makakawala pa ba siya sa isang kasalang pwersahan kung sa pagsapit ng liwanag, kapangitan, at katabaan ng babae ang lumantad sa kanyang mga mata? Nagkamali siya ng desisyong maging katipan ito nang ura-urada nang masilayan ang tunay nitong anyo. Hindi ito ang ideal wife niya. "Woman, if it means saving my life, I'll wholeheartedly marry you!" He snorted when he realized he couldn't blame her for it. "You have no idea how much I hated this forced marriage kahit walang namagitan sa'tin kagabi." "Pero Benjamin—" Naiiyak man, abot hanggang langit naman ang pasasalamat ng dalaga sa pagpayag niyang maikasal sila. "Papakasalan kita dahil ikaw ang katuparan ng pangarap ko. Hulog ka ng langit kagabi. Hindi ka na makakawala kahit ano pang sabihin mo dahil ikaw—ikaw ang itinadhana para sa'kin."

Haven Prado's mother sold her in slavery to her business partner, Marco Madrigal. She manages to escape the night Marco attempts to do something terrible to her. But due to fatigue she lost conciousness in the middle of a dark road and was rescued by a billionaire named Aries July Spinster. Nang magising si Haven sa isang hindi pamilyar na silid at nagulat ng makita si Aries na kamukhang-kamukha nito si Marco, ang nagtangka sa buhay niya! Ang ipinagtataka ni Haven ay walang alam si Aries sa kanya at pinandidirihan siya kumpara kay Marco na gustong-gusto siyang angkinin! Natagpuan na lamang niya ang sarili na ikakasal sa binata and this eventually leads Aries to hate Haven for putting him in a bad situation. "Now that we're married, paano kung tutuhanin ko ang paratang mo sa'kin? Will I convicted of sexual assault by my own wife? sarkastikong sabi ni Aries at muli't-muling nakaramdam ng takot si Haven Saan hahantong ang kapalaran ni Haven gayong sa mas malupit na tao siya napunta? Magka-iba nga ba sina Aries at Marco o iisa lamang sila? Paano kung pati ang puso niya madawit sa gulong kinasangkutan niya?

"Attendez," ordonna Nora. "Je souhaite connaître les risques possibles de cette opération en plus de... la mort." Elle a demandé au garçon, ainsi qu'aux deux stagiaires supplémentaires qui sont venus la chercher. "Perte de mémoire dans certains cas. C'est pour autant que je sache." * Hors de côté ne veut pas dire hors d'esprit. Nora vit une existence typique de Cendrillon; deux demi-soeurs et une belle-mère qui méprisent sa vue. Ace Woods, un exemple d'extravagance, de caprice, d'insolence et de manque de respect se retrouve sur un continent inconnu du monde en faisant ce qu'il sait le mieux; attirer l'attention de ses parents. Mais une nuit enchantée, Un événement terrible qui s'est produit à minuit, marque un souvenir aussi longtemps que vous pouvez naviguer dans LA TRAGÉDIE D'UNE CENDRILLON AFRICAINE.

Iris, according to her friends and people around her, is a fashion icon. She grew up loves watching clueless and gossip girls. She was enjoying her stay at the Catholic University of Arts, her previous school until something terrible happened with the scholarship that made her lose it; that made her switch to another school.

SIS (Social Issue Series) #4: Bullying They say that beauty is a luxury. That good looks is the only privilege that matters. That the world is only in favor of those who were born pretty.Sa panahon nga raw ngayon, parang kasalanan na ang pagiging less attractive. You're unappealing? Emotionally weak? Naive? How pathetic. Now you gotta deal with the consequences, loser. Sounds like bullshit? Yup. The truth may be harsh but it is what it is. Once you failed to reach the very high standards set by the society, you're doomed. Yara Isabelle got the deadliest combination of being unattractive, soft-hearted and innocent. But she used to get by and survive the bullying just fine. Because she got her knight-in-shining armor. Her childhood sweetheart. Not until he stopped saving her. Not until he stopped caring. Not until he got fed up of everything.Sky Edison used to be full of compassion. But that was before something terrible happened within their family. His perception had changed. He now finds it ridiculous that people let themselves get treated badly.However, the downside is that for some significant circumstances, these two have to share a condo as they enter senior high school. What could possibly happen given their situation?How would it feel like living under the same roof not with your bully but your former superhero who's now just a witness of your despair? How would it feel like going home to a place with a person who gets to see you getting bullied everyday at school?

A man named Draco Eccitante inherited the assets of his late father who was a syndicate leader who kidnapped young people to make them criminals and profit from it.The youths kidnapped at Draco’s command are forced to kill to survive. They had the opportunity to be free from the hellish place and live normally like everyone else. But they thought that everything was fine but not yet. they thought they could be free from the filth they experienced inside the hellish school, but right after they got out, they will discover that their terrible past is connected to the bad things that happened to them. will they able to survive and handle these burdens or will they be buried 6 feet under the ground.

James has transformed his innocence into an element of the dark, and Devon has an image of a saint but has a dark secret hence, a great pretender. When James chooses to leave home for a reason at very young age, he finds refuge with a mother and son. Growing up, a special connection with Kevin is built up. Living a very ordinary life, he tries to forget the past until one day, Kevin has to look for his life somewhere else and he keeps a promise to look after His mother. But one day, he faces a terrible thing that makes him a sudden element of the dark which conscience and mercy do not occupy space in his heart. And the shadow of the past chases him which makes his life tragic and miserable. How can he fight for his life if his enemy is the most outstanding young man as named by the most credible and reputable magazine in the world, has an image of a saint, and a very philanthropic? This is a life story. A story of possession, feelings, desire a, sexuality and identity.

Du sang et des larmes. C’est tout ce que Xalyah aura obtenu sur la Grand-Place d’Orléans, en plus d’une balle dans le ventre. Alors que la mort aurait dû la faucher, Khenzo en a décidé autrement, veillant sur elle sans relâche. Anéantie par la terrible désillusion qui l’a frappée, la jeune femme va devoir s’accrocher à un ultime espoir pour survivre ; celui de retrouver la personne qui manque à l’appel. Panser ses plaies, se relever et repartir ne lui aura jamais paru si difficile. La différence étant qu’aujourd’hui, elle n’est plus seule.Xalyah est néanmoins loin d’être arrivée au bout de ses surprises, tandis que, dans l’ombre, se prépare l’avenir de la France.

It is unlawful to love her. He shouldn't fell on his own trap. But what did he do? He didn't realize he was being trapped by her since he was using her to acquire that man. Is it a good idea to love someone you should despise? He can't deny that he's happy when he's with her, and he's annoyed by that. To be with her is like being in paradise. Nevertheless, he is well aware that it is prohibited. Because she's an opponent, he knows he can't. He understands it's a mistake, but he persists in his actions. He knows it's terrible to fall, but he's already fallen at first glimpse. Aren't taboos a tasty treat? However, there are consequences. It was a punishment to see her cry when she will find out the truth. A punishment to stay away from you. Was she, however, to responsible for his uncle's wrongdoing? Is there any chance you'll be able to save her? How long will you be able to resist your forbidden love? He'll leave her alone for one more night in paradise with her. He knows she doesn't deserve it, and he knows she will know everything when the time comes. He knows it's the end for both of them, but not for him. How much longer will it take him to reclaim her? Nevertheless, what is the reason behind it.

Les Anges et les Démons. Le Paradis et l'Enfer. La guerre a toujours fait rage entre ces deux Nations, mêlant à leur querelle toutes créatures mystiques en tant que soldats... Alyssa est une jeune adolescente de dix-sept ans en classe littéraire. Ses rêves se construisent autour de l'écriture et la photographie. Pour elle, sa vie est déjà toute tracée. Elle est sûre de ce qu'elle veut faire plus tard. Toutefois, les choses ne se passent pas toujours comme prévues. Il suffit pour ça d'un seul élément perturbateur. Un terrible secret de famille va chambouler sa vie. Plus rien ne sera comme avant. Elle devra quitter tout pour épargner ceux qu'elle aime, rejoindre un monde nouveau et trouver sa place.