The Crazy Family Novels & Stories

Even Raffaele himself mostly pretends she doesn’t exist, which she finds amusing rather than insulting. Despite everything, we’ve all settled into an odd rhythm—an unconventional little family, or as Raffaele calls it, La Famiglia. Some days are chaos, with Mariano and his men still scheming to overthrow Raffaele and claim his empire. Other nights, we drink, laugh, and almost forget the world we’re living in. Almost.

"Are you crazy? She's Jade Zahn, a member of our main family! You can't afford to provoke them!" Frank snorted. "What, are the Lanes of Southstream above question?"

I stocked my clothes in my bag roughly and took my kids’ bags to the bed. “They are crazy! They are all crazy. No one talks to me that way. He’s not my father, not my mother, not even my family! He had no reason to scream at me that way, why did I say that? Huh? What did I do? I didn’t know I got myself stocked with a crazy family. I won’t let them affect my kids with their madness,” I muttered to myself as I packed my bags and that of my kids. “Danielle, I–”

"What about your ... should I say future in-laws?" Cara chuckled. "Ohh, The Petersons? They're the loveliest family ever. I'm not sorry to say but that's somewhere I can call a F.A.M.I.L.Y. Not the strange individuals that make up my family. Annoying brother plus problematic problems is a definition of a life that sucks." She said while adjusting herself on the bed to allow blood circulate well round her legs. She had been sitting Indian style for a long time. "You forgot to add yourself. 'A crazy daughter' is not ideal too." Yara teased.

Chris climbed out of my car, grabbed his bag from the backseat, and leaned against the driver's window to speak to me. "Thanks for putting up with my family's brand of crazy, man" Chris said, clapping a hand on my shoulder, flashing me a genuine smile. "It was great to have you with us." "Your family's 'crazy' is the closest thing to normal I've had in a long time," I admitted, mustering a half-smile. "Thanks for inviting me.” "Of course, man. My family is your family. You can come whenever you feel like it," he replied.

I placed the cup on the table frantically, “You want to hire a murderer or something?” “You told me about a rich mafian family once, remember?” I saw something in her eyes, they shone as if she had a brilliant plan. I froze in my stance with my mouth hung open. It took me a moment to process what she was saying and when I did I began to shake my head before I could say anything, “Angela, that family is dangerous. They’re full of crazy people!” My head didn’t stop moving even after I said it. “Well, that’s better! I need ‘crazy’ right now!”

She didn’t want Landon to see the state her family is. She didn’t want him to hear the heartbreaking words her mother would say to her when she gets there. And who on earth would even let her boss go to see her family? “I decide what I do in my own house when it comes to my money okay?” Landon declared and Kim nodded. “But I don’t want you to come with me., Kim said and Landon furrowed his brows. “and why is that?” he asked. “I just feel it isn’t right. You are my boss and I am the maid, we can’t be seen going to my family members. It’s awkward.” Kim stated.

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Last time: While on a family camping trip, the Campbells took some energy pills with some strange and memorable side effects: uncontrollable pissing followed by uncontrollable fucking. Mom with son. Dad with daughter. Brother with sister. After a full day of debauchery, the family thought that they finally had things under control. The next morning, however, they went right back at it. Worse, this time strangers caught the horny household in the act. Can the Campbells escape their raging desires before things get even worse? Spoiler Alert: No. No, they cannot.