The Crazy Family Novels & Stories

Rowland interrupted them and they agreed smiling. Candice's eyes sparkles as they were entering Hacienda Villanueva. She saw the coconut plants surrounding the vast land of the Hacienda. Their family was an exporter of coconut products here and abroad. It was started by her great great grandparents and now her family. They also supply dairy and meat products to different supermarkets because they have cows and other and other animals, aside from fruits and vegetables.

She stood there blankly but the robot dog in her arms was still barking, so the sight was strangely funny. Her face pale, she unconsciously stepped back, trying to escape this chaotic vortex. "Stop!" A hoarse roar came from Dad. His eyes were bloodshot as he stared fixedly at my already cold corpse on the operating table. Then, he looked at his wife struggling on the floor and his son howling with his head in his hands. He suddenly charged at Carrie and grabbed her throat, his voice filled with endless regret and madness. "It's your fault! It's all your fault! You ruined our family! Give me back my Jasmine!"

What I'm I even thinking? "Maybe we should go back, I'm sorry I've been bothering you way too much, you ditched your parents doe me, you pay our rent almost all the time, the electricity, and all of those shits, I should be able to fix this, it's too much" I rush my words fast enough so she can't stop me halfway. "Shut the fuck up, I love you so much, I'd do anything for you" she pulls me into a hug and holds my wrist tightly…maybe harshly dragging me into her family's mansion.

What good could come out from these people turning out here all at once at the same time? Craig Long grinned and added, “Oh, yes. Our family businesses are all under Sky Corp.” Senior Zimmer smiled at this. “Ah, so we’re a family!” Bang! Craig smashed a teacup to the ground and shot Senior Zimmer an icy glare. “Who wants to be family with you? You think you have a say in this?”

He was an amazing guy, he would make a good husband. Hour later and we are finishing off the food, as if they perfectly timed it, I hear the noise coming from the front entrance and I know it’s my crazy dysfunctional family, they the few people I can be myself around without being judged. We all have a sordid past and so we understand each other. I hear cursing and laughing, and I can’t help but smile. “Must you fuckers always be so fucking loud”, I scream from the kitchen. There is a moment of silence and they all burst out laughing.

Father continued his rant. "You won't believe what she did a month ago. She actually called me crying nonsense about being kidnapped and demanded three hundred dollars in ransom. Can you believe that?" "Three hundred dollars? What kind of rogues ask for so little? I think she's just making up another ridiculous excuse to cause trouble. She's bringing shame to our family!" As he spoke, father sighed. "Well, if she asks again, give her some. After all, she's been spoiled all her life, definitely not used to hardship. The house is actually quieter without her."

She didn’t deny it, when did she even start planning all this? “Obviously,” she replied, like it was the most normal thing in the world. I let out a quiet breath and looked away for a second, running my hand over my face because this family… this family is something else entirely. And somehow I’m just now realizing it fully. “The Grey family,” I muttered, shaking my head slightly. “We are actually insane.” Stella laughed softly, like she took that as a compliment, which honestly… it probably is to her. Madness really runs in our blood.

“Oooo, Mommy. Don't worry mother. Your sister will join us too in the future. Then four of us are gonna have so much fun together.” Everyone agreed as they all laughed together and It did happen next thing they knew, they were doing a family orgy in their house every week and sometimes wife swap or daughter swap. This was the one hell of the crazy family in the block with the crazy fetishes. [THE END] ******** Quote of The Day: "When She Had A Rough Day, Give Her a Soft Unforgetful Night" ******** Author Says: Hi Readers, Please leave feedback on the series in the comments, The "CRAZY FAMILY FETISHES SERIES" ends here but don't there will be more series coming

Kristen asked. “Now we aren’t going to get any sleep!” He complained and everyone burst out in laughter. The years had been nice to them and he was forever grateful that he agreed to shackle himself to a crazy girl and that crazy girl agreed to marry him, a crazy guy. Somehow they managed to create a crazy family. Charlie and Dorian had started arguing about something; Bea wanted to touch the baby. Ethan suddenly wanted to go to his sister. They managed to make the hospital a madhouse. His eyes caught Kristen’s over the ruckus and he smiled.

Max said as he tilted her head up to look him in the eye, “This is not you this is them. They are doing better but they aren’t going to be perfect if they ever were. Now we need to focus on what we have to do for us and them. Let’s go home.” They got into the cars and started to drive away. Max was following her so he could keep on an eye on the way she was driving. He knew she was tired and today had been a long day before they even got to her parents house. His phone was going off and he hit the answer and then speaker button. “Anderson.” Was all he said as he saw it was the station house. “Alright Anderson I have to tell you that everyone in the family is insane. I mean totally certified