How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
said Claire, using the classic debate technique of changing the subject when your first attempt gets you nowhere.
“We’ve got the magic stick and we’ve got Jenny. She’s still their leader, technically. Plus, they’ve got no balls. They’ll do what they’re told.”
The eunuchs stood around, sad and lost. They watched as their female overlords were stripped of their armour and put into a hole dug by the trolls. Giant rock monsters and ogres surrounded the eunuchs, and they recognised it was safest to stay close to us. At least we were human. Although I didn’t find watching dead women being dumped into a mass grave particularly upsetting, so how human I was at this point was hard to say.