How I Met My Wife.
The video is the most romantic thing I have ever seen, and it is also the most violating.
The caption says: OMG, is this the surgeon from TikTok? They're dating fr.
The comments say things like:
couple goals
hospital scandal
she is so pretty
i am going to pass away
plot twist: he is the patient
where is this restaurant? i need to go there
I close TikTok. I open my texts. Sophie has sent me eleven messages, which is the number of messages Sophie sends when Sophie is furious, except Sophie is not furious, Sophie is supportive, which is worse, because Sophie being supportive means Sophie is also scared, and Sophie being scared means Sophie is going to call me in approximately thirty seconds.