The Pen That Ended My Marriage
My wife, Chelsea Sloane, has always been an avid user of computers when it comes to work. But one day, she suddenly falls in love with the idea of using pen and paper.
In fact, she loves one particular black pen to the point that she refuses to let anyone touch it.
Unable to endure her twisted obsession over that pen, I decide to bring up divorce before her on our wedding anniversary.
Enraged, Chelsea points at me and yells, "Are you seriously getting a divorce over a pen?"
I reply coolly, "Yup. It's precisely that."