Two Halves Of A Whole Idiot Novels & Stories

“Why didn’t you mention this before?” “I didn’t know they’d kept it alive.” The figure stepped into view. It looked… normal. Human. Maybe thirty. Pale skin. Clean-cut. Dark eyes that didn’t blink. It didn’t wear armor. It didn’t need to. Its gaze swept the ridge—and locked on the tower. The Violin muttered, “They call that one Echo. It doesn’t talk. It remembers.” Cassian didn’t flinch. “Then let’s give it something to remember.”

“Is this another version of myself? Someone or something that I should be afraid of?” “No, my Love, there is nothing to fear or worry about,” said Amber, but Leah could see the concern on her face. Her mom had a bad poker face, always showing exactly how she felt. This worried Leah to no end. How could this be? Could Abigail really be the face in the bowl? Wondered Amber, daring not to say a word to Leah for she had no idea that she was part of a twin. Leah was an only child, as far as Leah was concerned. Amber had never revealed to Leah that her twin had been separated from her at birth and she wasn’t about to now. Not today. But she knew that she would have to eventually tell her… when the

See, It's not my fault that I'm a half-blood. I too 'had' a normal life just like you until a series of action thriller mega-fantasy stuff started to happen in my life out of nowhere. Trust me, being normal is better than all this. Being a half-blood for real is pretty...I don't need to say that, because my brother has actually told all about it, so no. Let me warn you too. If you are reading this to become a half-blood, please don't do this, you are going to be in great danger, it's better if you go to the kitchen, take a knife and stab yourself. But if you are a person who doesn't believe in a fantasy world saying fantasy is for kids and none of this is ever going to happen in your life, o

We didn't go far though, there was an interruption. "Dude, I didn't know can we talk? was code for let's ignore your friends and go fuck each other in the room", one of the two idiots interrupted. I groaned and seems it was loud enough for that idiot to hear. Idiot: I am not an idiot "Yeah, I rained on your parade and if y'all chose to ignore me and carry on, I will walk in" "What the-"

"You haven't introduced yourself to the Mandem, should I do it for you?" I sighed, kept my eyes on him like he was blabbing. "This woman here…" he raised his voice. "Put half of my men in jail, half of them in grave, and the other half, well, I'm the other half. It's funny isn't it? How life gives us chances to settle our scores…" I stood up with my hands fixed down to my stomach. "If you believe that it's funny, then it definitely is, haha. I will leave you to it then"

He was a goddamn expert messer! ‘No plans! Leave those matters behind and enjoy each other’s company!’ Those words kept on ringing on his ears almost making him numb! What an idiotic way of solving a problem! “F*cking idiot! I’m such a f*cking idiot!” He kept on muttering to himself while taking his heavy steps towards his minibar.

"The problem isn't me." His shoulders stiffened almost instantly. "Oh." "Yeah." Neither of us spoke for another few seconds. Eventually I let out a slow breath. "I think you're both idiots." Noah blinked. "...Excuse me?" "I said I think you're both idiots." He stared at me like he genuinely wasn't sure he'd heard correctly. "I don't even know you." "I know." "So why am I an idiot?" "Because you're miserable." He opened his mouth. Closed it again.

10; RAYMOND If I wasn't an idiot who thought with his dick, I'll be over her. I would have hated her, loathed her. My mind kept flashing to her little frame on my bed. The way her eyes fluttered gently as she woke and that stubborn mouth of hers that I wished to kiss mercilessly till they're swollen. I shut that part of my mind as I maneuvered my car to the club. I am not really a club business- only business called me here.

Lady 2 : Get the hell out of my husband's car prostitute! WTF! Husband's car? That's when I gathered 1 + 1 and came up with 2...

The first time he had tried anything romantic in his life. "Miles is an idiot." He mumbled as he started to get rid of every last evidence of this - he did not want to be humiliated the next day. The devil and the angel on his shoulders looked at each other, shrugging - It will take this idiot some time to figure things out. <><><>