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I have ruined my own image with my two hands! How could I have been so dumb? Fuck!

she mused with amusement in her eyes. I rolled my eyes. “It isn't mine, but I am part of it, so why wouldn't I be comfortable.” I paused. “Oh, I get it, you must be jealous, an addition to the list of something I have that you don't.” Lilith chortled, “Stupidity?” “I think you got that covered, so I meant a place in both worlds.” I countered with a sarcastic smile. Lilith scoffed. “And you think I would want to be a half-human, half-wolf? You are just a pathetic weak creature, and I am everything but that.”

“Where did this idiot come from? How dare you talk nonsense here?” “Sonia, is your friend crazy? How dare he speak ill of Simon-Tooke like this? I’m telling you, you’d better rein him in well. I’m afraid he’ll die on the spot if Mr. Mitchell hears him!” “It’s clear at a glance that this guy is an idiot. He doesn’t know sh*t but dares to talk nonsense here. He must have a death wish.” “Forget it, don’t get worked up over an idiot...”

Looking at him, I swear every person has to have a twin among the demons because holy fuck, he’s even doing the same face as Laz. “Don’t look at me like I’m an idiot,” I snap at him. Ragh calmly clears his throat and keeps looking at me like I’m the idiot, not him. “I find it hard to believe the things you are preaching are true.” “And I find it hard to believe that someone as big as you can have a brain as small as yours, but here we are. Welcome to the shitshow, my friend,” I snap and throw my arms up just to emphasize how truly frustrated with him I am.

Pink agreed. Feeling bewildered by the complexity of the situation, I absentmindedly scratched my head. It seemed wiser to swiftly address and comprehend this issue, rather than allowing more problems to accumulate. To Ace and Uno, I silently thought, you need to address this matter promptly to quell the conflict. If one of you becomes the Alpha, past conflicts might resurface, leading to unrest among other subordinates. And will affect on Alpha's health.

"You don't like them." I say it as a statement, anticipating his next words. My face fails to reveal my inner turmoil as he agrees, jeering at them, like they're in the same room as us. "Can't deny that. Their royal highnesses aren't the most likeable pair." Jab one. Goes for the twins. "The demon is unwanted and dangerous." Jab two. For the gray eyed Halfling. "He is...a mess and you don't need that in your life."

"Thank you. It's a pleasure to be here. My people have a saying: 'Choose your friends with care and your enemies will disappear.' The proverb must be true, since there's not a hostile antenna in sight" Everyone laughed, including Ishimoto-Seven, who was impressed by the Senator's skill, and wondered what his clone brother Ishimoto-Six thought of the Midvalian. Not that the straight-laced Six knew what his identical sibling was up to, or what have approved of he had. No, situations such as this required imagination, a quality that Six lacked. Vaano waited for the laughter to die away, thought how alien the cackling was, and laid his strategy: Most of the humans he had met were naturally gulli

She was to focused on her work to really think that this is what people were like when they met the other half of themselves. She went into her memories and remembered the stories her father had told her. How the gods thought humans could be too powerful with their two heads, four arms, and four legs. That they were the complete creature that could be totally happy because they were whole. So, the gods split them in half, one head, two arms, and two legs and only half of what they were. Doomed to search for their other half for their lifetime. Her sisters and brothers had thought the story to be just that a story, but the little girl with the considerable imagination could see it happening i

Iditan fired. “Leave, go,” Kudaisi said in a soft voice I nearly didn’t hear him. He was still trying to help me, still concerned about me. I looked down into Kudaisi’s face, drawing my resolve from his pleading eyes. He was thinking I wouldn’t be able to make it out with him. “He is not only a cursed one, he is human too. And he is not evil.” I looked up at Iditan. “Half human enh?” Iditan scoffed. “All the more reason to kill him before more like him begins to crop up.”

Devon simply crash landed a sigh, and thought of how stupid he must have made Adrian feel for imposing on his person with such a request. "Stupid me!" He cursed himself under his breath. "Of course he doesn't want to play for so many sensitive reason..." He kept the cursing going in his mind. "I'm such a fool!" Adrian got into the empty hallway. Too empty that he could hear the subtleness of his feet. Not surprising, most were either at the game, home or someplace less boring. But something wasn't right. A quick bang from the other end of the hallway broke the serenity. He ignored it as he knew that it might as well be some nerd spending extra time in school.