THE ULTIMATE COMEBACK
Ericwriteshis wedding, my funeral
he said, holding his arm and laughing.
"I love Colleen Hoover. I've read all her books." I said
"You haven't," he teased.
"Try me," I challenged.
“All your perfects?"
“Why not?" I asked proudly
"November 9?"
"Oh, please, that was one of my first," I said with a dismissive wave of my hand.
"Ugly Love?" he asked.
"I finished that in a day," I replied.
"Okay, now you're just showing off," he said, and we both started laughing.