Butterflies
Everything felt more confusing than the way Alice had felt in Wonderland.
What was all this? First I got myself a tattoo (which I'm sure Mum and Dad wouldn't want to see), then I found out that my cousin was a fairy, or looked like one, then we met this humongous man with tornado from his waist down. As if that was not enough, my uncle was able to hypnotise him just so he wouldn't have to spend so much. My own best friend, Roy, is a what? Savage beast?! Somebody punch me in the face, I'm not sure I can still bleed.
“I'm glad your savage beast has not been hurt, let's hurry before he wonders why we're still here,” said Uncle Ramsey, pointing to the tax collector.
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