Undertale Jokes Novels & Stories

I mean look at me. " You totally got us there for a sec " Shawn said and chuckled " I'm serious guys " I said getting pissed " Dude stop the joke, doesn't sound funny coming from you. You are a ladies bro, you are a legend dude " kelvin said. " I look up to you ! " Curt said and drank from his can of beer. " Why aren't you laughing ? " Curt asked Cole. " Because I actually don't see what's funny " he answered honestly. I don't see what's funny about what I said too, I mean I love someone.

"You don’t get my jokes?" "I never get your jokes dad even mom." Dad immediately face mom. "You don’t get my jokes honey?" "No! I do well most of the time." She smile sheepishly. "Tyler, my jokes aren’t that bad right?" I glanced at Tyler and saw him shaking his head. "No, of course not. I find it funny." "See… even Tyler like it." I rolled my eyes. "He’s a liar." I muttered lowly. Dad raised his eyebrow to me. "What’s that?"

“First of all, awesome, I’d love to know what’s in there. Second, this is the biggest floor asshole I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Is this an actual butt or is it one of those hella large worm caves I’ve seen in horror movies?” There’s silence for a longer while until the person starts laughing. “In all my centuries, I’ve never heard anyone address the void of souls as floor asshole. You got jokes, that much I can give you.” Grinning, I finally turn around and take a step to the side, careful not to be spartan kicked into the hole, in case I manage to annoy the guy or press the wrong buttons.

“Don’t you mean fangtastic?” “I most assuredly do not.” His face was now stern. I rolled my eyes. “OK, got it. Dick jokes are OK but vampire jokes are not. Touchy much?” His mouth was drawn in a thin line “Funny jokes are acceptable. Others should be met with the derision they deserve.” There was a pregnant pause and all silly jokes and puns rushed out of my head, so I settled for rolling my eyes at him as I jumped off the bar stool instead. “Do you have anyone you need to let know you’ll be away?” he asked

"No, I'm almost certain I am. So you go first." "Indeed, what occurs in the event that a wolf falls in the clothes washer?" "Uh, I do not know." "He turns into a wash and werewolf." He then, at that point, makes a BA-DUM-CHA sound with his mouth and breaks out into a wide grin. He should realize he spread the word about the most horrendously awful joke ever for humankind, if not he wouldn't be so glad. At any rate, despite the fact that it's moronic, I wind up chuckling. Giggling until the tears fall, falling like the water cleaning up and arms. Crying until it is difficult to stop, difficult to disregard what the future holds for us.

Taylor whispered as he said. He didn't understand the direction that Tyler's words are leading to. "That's not it. Those random kids that mommy colleagues talked about, how sure are you two that it isn't about us?". He questioned, but instead of his question making sense to Taylor and Tessa, they ended up laughing at him. "Are you trying to be the funny one, big brother?. Because you really earned that". Tessa said. She couldn't believe that Tyler could create a serious joke like this that even got her and Taylor confused for a little while.

If these smarmy fucks don't stop grinning at me I'm going to knock some heads together. My glower didn't seem to be working however and I knew it was only a matter of time before one of them opened their big mouth. "So, Talon looks like you've sealed the deal." The fuck! Everyone started laughing at Ryder's nitwitted joke. I was tempted to smash his face in but I was sure babydoll would hand my ass to me if I spoiled our first holiday together.

Did he text me again? He has quite some balls to use his phone even when he sits in the front row. I can wait till the end of the class, but I am eager to see what he has to say. Yesterday I couldn’t suppress my laughter after reading his stupid chemistry joke. Got called out by my teacher and everybody stared at me. Jacob: ‘I acknowledged the electron particle, but he didn’t even wave.’ His jokes are lame, but they still make me laugh. Jacob: ‘Sorry..’

He was grinning like a damn fool, his arms crossed over his chest as he leaned against the wall. “You’re joking,” I said flatly, though the glint in his eyes told me he wasn’t. “Nope,” he replied, popping the ‘p’ like it was the funniest thing he’d ever said. “Figured stairs would be difficult til you’re back on your game…” Laura stifled a laugh behind her hand, her blue eyes dancing with amusement. “Talon, it’s… practical,” she said, though the way her voice quivered betrayed her attempt to keep a straight face.

It felt like prom night all over again. I reached the bottom finally. It felt like I was in slow motion. Something I didn't even know I could do. Aunt Tess leaned in closer, " it's the sass of a Luna. You can make any male wolf fall to his knees for you." I giggled." Thank god he is is just a normal man, aunt Tess. Imagine him on his knees. Mr big boss." "I didn't mean it literally, Larna. You have much to learn ." "Hhhhmmmm hmmmm." Tyler cleared his throat." May I disturb you ladies out of your whispering conversation. Atleast share the joke."