Undertale Jokes Novels & Stories

"I have a sense of humor, thank you very much. I just don't find your fart jokes funny." Felecia snickered. "Everyone likes a fart joke, Moana." Harper waved his fork at Kelsey. "I don't care who you are. Fart jokes are classic." "Stop calling me Moana." Kelsey rolled her eyes. "They're disgusting." "You're disgusting." "Your mom's disgusting." Jamie's brows shot up and he covered his mouth with a fist. "Oh." "Now who is being immature?" Harper's grin only widened. "Your mom jokes are classic. Everyone knows that." Kelsey waved her hand.

" Ian frowned at the question. Ian (8:15 pm) : What kind stupid question are you asking? Irritating Twat (8:16 pm) : Don't know the answer? Ian (8:16 pm): No. Irritating Twat (8:17 pm) : Because it is made out of cells! Haha! Ian gaped at the message for a long time before a small laugh escaped his mouth. The joke was really lame but it was funny.

“What’s that?” “Oh it’s a joke that’s usually said to a person who doesn’t know something very common. Like just now, with you. If I don’t know that you really don’t know about it, I’ll ask you, ‘Have you been living in a cave?’ And that’s where the joke ends,” the windlet explained, smiling because he understood the joke. Jai blinked, thinking that it was the same as the remark of a similar situation back in his world. “You mean ‘have you been living under a rock’?”

Andre was moved by that as he turned his pipe to her side, saying "I can even make you feel even happier, do you like this" "stop this, you idiot! I just told you that I like your stupid jocks! you should be glad because no one will ever like your jokes other than me! she shouted while trying to push him away from her, as both of them started to get wet. "If I can make you laugh like that then I am so sure that those are one of the best jocks ever! come on, don't be shy, tell me the truth, I know all my jokes are best!" He said, laughing at Elena while trying to get the water pipe away from her.

Uncle Andrew: “Never look a toddler in the eye during a tantrum. That’s how they steal your soul.” Kyle: “If a toddler hands you something invisible, take it. That’s diplomacy.” Uncle Kaleb: “If your baby eats dirt, don’t panic. That’s how immune systems are forged.” All uncles, including Kyle, made funny faces: “What?” Kyle: “Who ate dirt?” Uncle Kaleb: “I’m not telling you. My daughter will kick my ass!” Kenneth: “You only have one daughter, Uncle.” [Laughter.] Uncle Kaleb: “Dammit!”

“You’re telling me we need to go by your apartment to get a stuffed…turtle?” I angrily narrow my eyes on him. “Are you making fun of me?” His lips twitch with humor, and his shoulders begin to shake. Suddenly, a loud laugh erupts from his chest. “Archer!” I yell, covering my face in my hands and only peeking at him between my fingers. “Stop laughing at me.” He shakes his head, swiping his hand across his face to try and cover his laugh. “I’m not laughing at you. I thought Norbert was a person—or a dog. I just wasn’t expecting it to be a stuffed turtle.”

Arjuna interjected, not wanting to lose. As a result, their laughter broke out again. Because they managed to make Erlan their punching bag. "You two dare to laugh at me? I'll stuff your mouths with that transvestite's underwear! Do you want that?" Erlan exclaimed, getting more annoyed at Dio and Arjuna who kept laughing at him. But instead of stopping, the two of them laughed even harder hearing Erlan's words just now. "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha." their laughter broke out even more.

“It’s not funny.” Adrian nodded beside her… equally unimpressed. “Yeah, it’s really not funny, dude.” I blinked… feigning offense. “Excuse me? Do I look like I am joking?” Echo tilted her head. “At this very moment, yes.” I threw my hands up. “I am serious, guys! Why would I joke about something like this?” Echo’s suspicion melted a little, replaced by disbelief. “Do you really mean it?” “Of course I do,” I said… grinning. “I found a way out. You guys are going to be human again.”

He made me laugh, a genuine, bubbling sound that felt good after the fear. “Your turn,” he challenged, when he finished. “Tell me a joke. Something to keep the darkness at bay.” I thought for a moment. “Okay, okay… What do you call a fake noodle?” He raised an eyebrow, a slight smile playing on his lips. “What?” “An impasta!” I delivered the punchline with a flourish, and he actually laughed, a deep, booming sound that warmed the room. “Alright, alright, that was a good one, for a rookie,” he teased. “My turn. Why did the scarecrow win an award?”

Said Hercules. "What old man are you saying? Hey, why are you talking like that to the person who's about to treat with the most delicious dumplings in the world?! You should know how you laugh at my jokes or else you won't be able to eat even one!" Cleoffe kidded. The two kids then looked at each other again. "HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!" "We're just kidding Uncle! You really are so funny!" "He's right, Uncle! And you're so handsome too!"