My Husband Wants An Open Marriage
“Like, completely bald? Or are we talking a buzz cut?”
“Bald,” Ryan repeats. “All of it. Gone.”
The barber, a wiry man with salt-and-pepper hair named Joe, sets down his clipper and crosses his arms. “You got some sort of condition I need to know about? Cancer? Alopecia?”
“No,” Ryan says. “I’m fine. I don’t need a pity session. Just shave my head.”
Joe hesitates, then shrugs. “It’s your hair, man. But you’ve got great hair. Thick. Full. You sure you wanna waste it?”