Novel & Cerita Vampire Diaries Quotes Damon Funny

“I gave him just enough rope to hang himself.” “Next time, I’m tearing his head off.” “Next time, I’ll beat you to it,” I murmured. He let out a low, reluctant laugh. “God, I love you.” “I know,” I said, smirking. “Now keep that temper leashed, Alpha. The vamps are watching.” Damon stepped closer, his voice a low rumble against my ear. “You sure you don’t want me to at least rough him up a little? Knock that smug look off his face?”

People just don’t see it yet. Damon must’ve noticed the faint smile I couldn’t hide. “Wow,” he said softly. “That’s a real smile. Haven’t seen one of those since… actually, never.” I gave him a blank look. “Don’t you have errands?” He shrugged. “Sure, but this is way more entertaining. Look at you — the mighty Vincent Evans, texting poetry like a teenager in love.” “Damon.” He grinned. “Alright, fine, I’ll leave you to your emotional crisis.”

Damon chuckled at her babyish attitude . " Do you know you could really get fat at the rate which you are going " he asked with a smirk . Quinn paused as she blinked her eyes . " Yes babe .it's junk you know " Damon said smiling at her silly nature . " You are not going to break up with me if I get fat right" she asked batting her eyelashes . " No I won't but you won't even like yourself fat " He replied holding her hands softly . " Dont be scared babe , go on ,have some more icecream " he added .

It irritates me that Damien is not even saying anything. I glare at him, “Don’t tell me you’ve gone deaf and dumb as well?” He smiles, “You’re getting all worked up over nothing. I despise bloodsuckers. If she tries to get me alone, I’ll just rip her heart out.” Lauren’s face pale, “What?” This turn to the conversation has her husband looking up, and his voice is sharp, “Who are you people?” “Bloodsuckers?” I hiss. “Like vampires?”

"Y-You can’t forget—I only let you stay here! Don’t cross the line!" Damon, however, seemed utterly unconcerned. He smiled casually, the glint of mischief in his eyes. "It’s just a little repayment for the hospitality you offered." His words carried an undeniable confidence, laced with his signature nonchalance. Dean’s face reddened further, and he shot Damon a glare, wanting to say something, but finding himself at a loss for words. He could only turn his head away, refusing to meet Damon’s gaze.

Thich blue and purple veins surrounded his eyes as his fangs extended…A vampire. "I guess we all lost the bet huh…who could have guessed vampire? I was so damn sure it was a dragon ,this is honestly a big let down…disappointment of the century," I couldn't help but agree with Damien… as much as I love hunting monsters I have to admit,I love being right even more. "Well…well… I have to ask , how does a blood sucking leach such as yourself cause such damage?," *Slap!* "Ouch!" Damien was not one to accept any insults about vampires slide which forced me to change my wording as I awkwardly chuckled the slap off.

“Don't be sad you will be the next to taste it after all, you must have missed it so much, Angela” Damon said, his voice dripping with mockery, after he noticed her crying. “What are you doing, Damon, she is weak! You will kill her! You murderer!” Angela shouted with arched brows. Damon raised a thick brow. “How brave you've become. And you are the one to talk…didn't you handle more than this, and you enjoyed every inch of that brat's cock”. He replied and smirked. Angela lowered her gaze, embarrassed by the call-out.

My whisper had turned into his war. “Can’t sleep?” His voice broke through the silence, low and steady, and I nearly jumped. Damien didn’t look up right away, just leaned back in his chair, eyes flicking to me with unreadable calm. The lamp carved shadows across his face, making him look both human and dangerous. “I didn’t mean to” My words tangled. “I just saw the light.” “And you decided to wander into the lion’s den.” His lips curved, not quite a smile. “Curious little wife.”

We had dated for years, so I already saw it as a normal thing to get him to me any time I wanted him. I waited for a while till my left foot froze. The moans hadn't stopped. I heard the voice of a lady. It came from the same room. "Fuck me just the way you tear Annie's pussy wide every Friday night," the strange lady kept moaning and I felt a thrust was forcing her to do that. "I wouldn't treat you any less," Damon muttered, his voice sending a cold chill down my spine. "But you even mistook her to be the wolf princess. Annie doesn't allow me in bed."

She did not know that insecurity was gradually rising in Samson's heart. He felt regretful because he asked Harvey to take her there. - How did Harvey answer her? - He said he was indeed a vampire, and he told the waiter to give him a glass of fresh blood. - What? – Samson opened his eyes wide and looked at Lucasta, his voice was also louder than usual. Seeing his urgent expression, Lucasta held her stomach and laughed so hard. It took about five minutes before she tried to hold back her laughter to tell him the funny story.