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Damon said to me. “O shut up, Damon. I am not that fucking stupid to do such a thing, and I am not saying that because I am scared of what you plan to do to me, but because I love her and I will never hurt her in any way nor will I force her to do something she doesn’t want! Asshole!” I told him, making him smirk at me. “You can admit you are a little bit scared.” Damon teased, making me snort at him. “Well, at least we know that you want it,” Zen said.

“Why didn't you slap some sense into me?” She laughed. “Oh trust me, it did cross my mind the moment you jammed your freaking vampire teeth into my hand but beating the shit out of you that moment would have been totally worthless, you probably wouldn't have felt a thing” She was right, I was immune to physical pain when I was drunk. I hope I didn't do anything else that's stupid last night. Quinton's POV “Damon”, I answered his call curtly the second I was far enough from the girls and I wasn't actually thrilled about getting calls from Damon these days

My thoughts ran wild, each one chasing the other with no answers. Down the corridor, a sharp sneer cut through the silence. I spun around. Damon stood there, his lips twisted in a mocking smile. “It’s called madness to laugh at nothing,” I said coldly. “It’s called madness to think I laugh without reason,” he shot back. “There is no reason for you to laugh,” I retorted. He stepped closer, eyes glinting. “I just watched my prey make a pact with the devil. Tell me, why wouldn’t I laugh?”

Damien smirked. Raven felt her heart beat fast, she genuinely was attracted to him, "No." she said sounding firm. Damien's hand went to her face and cupped her neck and his thumb was on her cheek, "Why?" Raven was taken aback with the way his voice was cajoling, "Damien what is it you want exactly?" "You." "Huh?" "I said I want you, Raven," Raven felt her pulse quickening at the way he said it, especially her name, she looked into his eyes and she started when she found him gazing at her and his gaze didn't shift.

Now, he was beginning to sound like a secretary who was fed up with his employer's shit. "I should've left with my damsel when I had the chance. You're lucky Sarah here is such a darling...No...wait..." He backtracked through his words. "Did I just say 'darling'? I take that back. She's a monster." He placed a huge amount of emphasis on the last word. Damon's eyebrows quirked up in confusion. "What are you even saying?” "Fine, don't believe me. But let me warn you...Never, and I mean never touch her Nutella....otherwise, you'd better get ready to play hide and seek with flying knives."

Just as I was selecting ceremonial flower bouquets, a familiar voice spoke behind me. "Elena." I froze. Without turning around, I knew who it was. "Damon." I turned and looked at him calmly. He looked haggard. Deep shadows pooled under his eyes, and his cheeks had grown gaunt. But none of that concerned me anymore. "I... I didn't think you'd come back." His voice was slightly choked. "You look... well." "Yes, very well," I answered simply. "Elena, about that night..." He tried to step closer. "I can explain."

"Do you have any idea what your precious best friend muttered to me before you guys pulled out of the driveway? "He smirked at me and said I was no match for a dog. Compared to that, I'd say Serena was being incredibly polite to you. At the very least, she hasn't walked up to your face and told you that you're a piece of trash!" Olivia's face shifted between pale and livid. After a long silence, she reached out to grab my right hand. "No, you have it all wrong!" she stammered. "Damien and I don't have that kind of relationship at all! You had to have misheard him. Damien doesn't have a malicious bone in his body, and he would never say something like that to you.

Susparia Admires his smile. "You know what, you have a Beautiful Smile. I don't understand how are you even going to suck the Blood from weaker considering how Cute and Good Looking you are" Alexander looks at her with shock as she admire him telling him how he doesn't look like Vampire and how he doesn't give those Creepy Vibes. He blushes at her compliment only to realise that he acted like a Human Being after a very Long Time. He was always very Gloomy but today she made him Smile Genuinely. His Smile for her was Genuine and she saw through it. She gives him the smile seeing his smile.

As he prepared to address us, I drew a sharp breath, mentally preparing for the intense negotiation that would inevitably determine our future. In a voice deep and commanding, the vampire elder broke the silence. "Damien," he began, his voice booming and echoing like distant thunder in a tempestuous storm, "You stand before me, pleading for the safety of your sister and her taboo love. What sacrifices are you prepared to make?" Matching the elder's intensity, Damien's gaze hardened, his response ringing with an unwavering conviction. "Everything. I will lay everything on the line to guarantee their well-being."

Messages going back months. The words hung in the air. I read them again, slower. “Before we humiliate Reyna.” My throat closed up. I scrolled up, fingers trembling so bad I almost dropped the phone. Damon replies with a video of him stroking his cock, thick and hard, saying, “This is yours tonight. Hers is just the warm-up.”