Vampire Diaries Quotes Damon Funny Novels & Stories

I shut my eyes as his words penetrated me, causing a dangerous storm. My blood boiled in anger as his laughter filled my ears. He was lucky that he was a part of me, if not, I would have chopped off his head. No one dared make fun of sensitive topics like this, not after studying the expression on my face. “Damon, the horny bastard. He can never change. He is always hard.” He erupted into another series of laughter again. “By the way, how is our pup? Hope he is kicking and hope you haven't bored a hole in his head with your fat cock.” Dax was the first to laugh, before Devin.

He chuckled paying attention to the magic tricks Drake was fooling him with, Damien knew he was using his powers but he let his best friend have his own fun. *Now don't get too cooky* Damon snarled in his head then burst out laughing. *I like cooky* he finished. *Having to kill for someone special would be more fun* Don his vampire side said softly, somewhat sadly. *Yeah, being a hero* Dokota agreed. *You need no mate, we have each other* His demon mocked them. *Plus you have the old wizard, who knows too much* Damon snarled in an Oblivious Drake direction, showing his red eyes through Damien's own blue one.

“I don’t care if you smile. Raven doesn’t either—pretty sure she’d like it, actually.” Raven nodded, amused. “And Damon…” Lucian shot him a smirk. “He doesn’t care about practically anything, so you’re safe to smile all you want.” “We’re in no position to judge anyone,” Damon muttered, settling on the floor as well. “We all have our stories—and I’m sure some of ours are worse than anything you’ve done. Yet you still see us smiling.” He rolled his eyes, like the next words tasted bitter. “As much as I hate to admit it, Lucian is right. You want to smile all day? Fine. Just don’t be annoying about it.”

and his seed sprouted in the air like a broken fire hydrant. They both smiled at each other after they released their worldly cravings. “I love you, Keatton. You made me fall for you deeper and deeper every day,” said Damon with a smile. He stood up and grabbed a tissue as he wiped his cum. “Would you eat this later?” Damon said, showing off the tissue with his cum on.

“One careless step there and the earth gives out beneath you.” My eyes immediately narrow at the slope beneath my feet. “You see,” I point out. “That feels personal.” “It isn’t.” “That’s exactly what nature would say before murdering someone and depositing their body in a ditch.” A faint sound leaves Damon then. Not quite a laugh. But dangerously close to one. Somehow, that tiny almost-laugh sends something embarrassingly warm through my chest. Which is ridiculous. It’s practically a half-laugh. Barely even a quarter-laugh.

Damien hissed at Damon who simply chuckled. "Me? Quiet? I can't possibly be a quiet buddy. I mean, you should be ecstatic that I finally spoke to you and it's only because you are about to finally do the right thing," Damon retorted. "I wouldn't mind if you went back to sleep. I'd appreciate the silence," Damien fired back, unconsciously voicing his words out loud, causing Draco to stare back at him in confusion before letting out a short laugh as he realised Damien was having an argument with himself.

I shout. He ruffled his hair as he sat beside Niklaus. One and only Damon Mikealson decided to talk "Hey Queen Barbie, my name is still the same, still Damain, you look m --" "Violet will fucking kill you" I said cutting him off "She will fucking chop up your balls and feed it to the whales" "Damn, that's a little graphic and bloody" Damian winced, seating beside Xavier. "Her words not mine. Are you guys going to talk or what?" I asked impatient.

I meant, was it Jonathan, or was it the vampire bastard I’d been warning the others about since the first animal carcass turned up drained and flayed? Damon looked up at me like I’d just insulted his math skills. “No, I know what Carr smells like. Like old coins and cigarettes and that cleaning stuff Mom uses on my cuts.” He cocked his head, grinning lopsidedly. “Plus, he’s not dumb enough to come during daylight. This guy was dumb. Really dumb.”

Damon was smiling at her reaction . " Oh my god ." sighed Cynthia ." Are you sure we ain't gonna fall , i am no mood to break my bones , you are a vampire you'll heal , what about me ?" asked Cynthia nervously . " About you let's see , just in a while when will be higher i'll drop you and then you'll fell on the ground and then we'll now you stay alive or die ." said Damon smirking . " Damon please tell me you are joking because your face expression are scaring me right now ." said Cynthia .

Damon crouched beside me, his smirk widening as he gripped my chin, forcing me to look at him. “You're tougher than I thought,” he murmured, his thumb dragging across my bottom lip, pressing just hard enough to make me flinch. “Most people break after the first drunk.” I spat water at him. His smirk disappeared instantly. The room's air grew suffocating. Damon exhaled through his nose, wiping the water from his cheek. A slow, chilling chuckle rumbled from his throat. “That,” he said darkly, “was a mistake.” He snapped his fingers.