Vampire Diaries Quotes Damon Funny Novels & Stories

I had nothing to prove. "What is going on it that thick head of yours." "Oh, you know. Just the usual, thinking about how great you are." "Hey now, I have a mate." She laughed her magical laugh that always made everything better. "ya he could definitely kick my ass." " you know who is kinda hot though?" "Please don't say, Damon." "haha he has that whole Angry-Hott thing going for him." She laughed so hard I thought she was going to fall out of the boat.

I couldn't blame Damon for being scared of Vladivostok when there was a time I used to be dead scared of him. Tiana's laughter filled the room, as she squatted gripping her knees for support, tears shimmered at the end of her crinkled eyes but she didn't stop. "Come on Tati, how can you laugh about this? I thought that was going to be the last day of my life." Damon rasped and let out a breath. "I thought your favourite statement is I'm scared of no one." She muttered amidst laughter. "Just shut up!" Damon fumed. Tiana's laughter died down, "alright, alright. I'm no longer laughing." She coughed, an effort to hide her glee.

Tajsa ~ “Oh, you are so scratching where it should not be itching.” Damon ~ “Believe me; I already have an itch that needs some attention.” Tajsa ~ “Really? What kind of attention?” Damon ~ “The one that needs to be in you.” Tajsa ~ “Then why don't you drop that pants and bring them on over here.” I drop my pants and walk on over to her. Tajsa ~ “Damn Damon, I was joking.” Damon ~ “Fuck your face is an absolute classic.” Tajsa ~ “When on earth did you get so buff?”

Zack confidently replies, "Despite his annoying behavior, I know I can trust him." Suddenly, Damon shouts, "I heard that, ZORNZON wolf!" Zack retorts, "Well, fuck you, flirty vamps!”

"Don't be sad you will be the next to taste it after all, you must have missed it so much, Angela" Damon said, his voice dripping with mockery, after he noticed her crying. "What are you doing, Damon, she is weak! You will kill her! You murderer!" Angela shouted with arched brows. Damon raised a thick brow. "How brave you've become. And you are the one to talk...didn't you handle more than this, and you enjoyed every inch of that brat's cock". He replied and smirked. Angela lowered her gaze, embarrassed by the call-out.

“Hmmm. Got any ideas?” “Nope. But I do know one thing,” I glare at him. “You’re fucking annoying.” Damon just grins like I handed him a compliment. “Why are you so mean to me?” “Because you exist!” “Ouch. You know, you’re lying,” he says, his grin widening. “All the girls would kill to be my mate.” He spreads his arms like he’s presenting himself on a goddamn game show. “I mean, come on, just look at me.”

Damon cleared his throat and looked at me from head to toe, he replied, "Everything." "That hurts my feelings." "Well, you should consider having me instead." "You're a casanova." I scoffed, "Choosing you is twice the heartbreak." "Or twice the fun." "You're disgusting." Damon smirked, "Am I? Or are you falling?" "Never." "We'll see." "Tch." Dylan Ashton Crap, I barely escaped that embarrassment. I can't believe I said such straight forward remark. Did Olivia hear? Ah crap, this is just so... ah never mind.

Nikolai rolled his eyes and walked away, leaving the door open. “I’m bored of this game,” he announced. “Who wants to go swimming?” As the others trailed away, I finally looked down at Damon. He was looking up at me from the floor. His eyes were almost black. “Well,” he said. “That’s new.” “I didn’t mean to drink your blood that time,” I muttered, climbing off of him. “You didn’t mean it the first time. But that’s not what I’m talking about.” He stood and pulled me up after him, plucked a coat off his shoulder, and leaned in close enough that the crowd couldn’t hear.

she grumbled getting bored of waiting. "Hopefully its sooner rather than later so I can ditch these two in the mateless club," she laughed pointing at Jase and Colton. "Speak for yourself, I am living my best life without a mate," Jase smirked. "Sure you are," Colton said sarcastically. "Jason may I have a word," Damon said interrupting the banter. I looked at my brother who looked at Damon before nodding and standing up. "Dimitri I will see you in my office after I speak with your brother."

Veronica said in a low tone, but Derek was totally lost in the sweetness of her blood. "Derek!!"Veronica shouted. Derek opened his eyes and removed his fangs from her neck and licked the rushing blood from her neck dry, before licking his lips. "I feel dizzy." Veronica said looking at Derek weakly. "You will be okay." Derek said in a reassuring voice as he watched her eyes close slowly and soon he also feel unconscious. A/N: hey guys, Hope I didn't make you wait for too long 😋 Hope you liked the chapter😊 Yea... Derek is going to be okay👌