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Mulat si Kristine sa buhay probinsya dahil magmula noong maghiwalay ang kanyang mga magulang ay kinuha siya ng kanyang ama at dinala sa probinsya upang doon manirahan. Sabik siya sa pagmamahal ng isang ina, kaya nang magkataong kailangan ng kanyang ina ang tulong niya, ay kaagad itong pumayag para lamang makapiling ito kahit na labag man sa kagustuhan ng ama. Lahat ay gagawin niya alang-alang sa gustong mangyari ng ina, ngunit hindi niya inaasahang ang tulong na hinihingi ng ina niya ang siyang makakapagpabago sa mga dati niyang nakagawian at buong katauhan.

"Don't let curiosity will lead you to death." She's Eleastien Hemlock, nineteen years of age. A second-year college student at Reykville University. She's living with her mother with a simple life. Not until she met this intimidating, arrogant, sophisticated, white-hair woman. Aareah. She asks Eleastein to pretend like her. To cut the story short, Eleastein will be living in the vampire world where vampires really exist. She thought it will be simple so she agrees but everything changes when fate is twisted. It was like she wants to live there and never come back. Lahat ng nakilala niya doon ay napamahal na sa kanya. Sa pagbabalik ni Aareah akala niya doon na matatapos. Hindi pa pala. Dahil sa lugar na iyon na hindi niya inakala na totoo, doon pala niya malalaman ang buo niyang pagkatao.

Anita Diane Marrero believed that she was not someone to be proud of. She was always alone, seeking love and attention. Since she was a child, no one wants to be with her. Her baker father died and her mother decided to work in a small-time club as a prostitute again. It was Jacob Konstantin Avacena who made her believe that she's a gem. He protected her and was with her upon her mother's request. It turns out, Jaco is not her ideal knight. He's a two-faced elite who's very mysterious and cunning. Her young heart was crushed into pieces after learning that he married her only friend, which she thought his cousin. The rise of betrayals led them apart from each other. the hatred in her heart ruled for years, that no matter what he does, no matter what he say, no matter if he's back again, she will loath will forever.

I am just an ordinary woman who are used to not be valued because I am not suited to be with a rich man. It is unfair and I am hurt. There's no status in life when it comes to love but it's different now because the poor are just for the poor and the rich are for their fellow rich. When my ex-boyfriend and I broke up hindi na ako muling pumasok sa isang relasyon, na trauma na ako. Akala ko pwede ang isang tulad kong mahirap para sa kanya na isang mayaman pero akala ko lang pala iyon dahil ang mahirap na isang tulad ko ay malabo na mapunta sa isang mayaman na katulad niya. One thing that I want in life is to be loved by the person I love and see my worth even though I am a simple woman and I have a simple life. Unexpectedly, Kenzo Juaquin Marasigan came into my life. A freaking hot police man, a rich and heir of M&K Citi Hardware na may lihim na pagmamahal sa'kin matagal na panahon na. But what if he knows my true identity he will still love me as I am or he will only love me because of my true status in life?

Cindy and Catherine are twins but even though they are twins they have own differences for example their attitude. Cindy is a shy type girl but very smart while Catherine is smart too but not like cindy. Catherine likes to rebel and she's a bad girl type and when she meets Theo. They become friends but an accident change all of it. The moment I met Cindy in our school, I knew that she's the one for me or she's speacial. She became my first love, but we lived 100 miles apart. After the school, we maintained our friendship through handwritten poems. Eventually, car accident ruined it all. We went on to seperate lives, yet I thought about her always. Ten years later, we reunited in our college school which is Stanford university. I fell in love with my friend. Yes I'm the one who's giving her a yellow flower with a red tip because it symbolizes friendship or falling in love with your friend. There is nothing wrong with that but do you know what's the hardest part of being in love? You need to sacrifice all of your dreams just to be with that girl. One thing I realise. "Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option."

Brandon's college sweetheart, Brenda keeps on escaping in his arms because of their cruel circumstances. Meeting her again in the same work place, he ended up with a plan to win her back by abduction and a hot seduction. Who wouldn't give in into a hot temptation? On the other side, when Brenda chooses to let him go for the second time after losing her hope for their love, she sacrifice her heart and vowed to never get tangled with him again for the best. But just how things unfold with them to end up with desperate measures? Will they ever stop going in a whirlwind chase?

The Revenge of Rebirth Ex-Wife (R18) At the age of twenty-six, Renata Sumatra married her longtime boyfriend Abaddon La Valle, thirty-four year old-an doctor of surgeon. Renata is a successor of cosmetic company. She is good in her job, a smart and very humble. Meanwhile, Abaddon is a very busy person because of his job-to save other people's lives. A week after their wedding, Renata gets into an car accident and dies. Renata resurrection, but she now has a different appearance. Renata's discover they've come back to life in new bodies. Avil Velasco is Renata's close friend and diagnose with kidney cancer now possesses a common appearance, but it's Renata's spirit and because of Avil apperance, they don't recognize her. Renata worked as a attorney-Avil's present work. Because of her mysterious resurrection in Avil's appearance, the accident that happened to her is known to be planned and because of that, when she comes back to life she will find out who is behind the planning of her death and she met her ninong Atlas, and begin to work with him at law firm.

Rubie Jane Estrada is a simple but very beautiful woman. Before his father died he revealed the truth about Rubie's mother. Rubie decided to go to the city and find her mother, while Rubie was traveling she met Kester Tacuel who helped her. At Rubie's workplace she met Daryl Hermosa who became friends and eventually fell in love with each other. Rubie met his grandfather and his mother, his grandfather welcomed him and let him live in his mansion. Rubie's grandfather discovered the relationship between Rubie and Daryl, so he forced Rubie to divorce Daryl and marry the granddaughter of his friend Kester Tacuel. Rubie's Grandfather succeeds in getting Kester and Rubie married. Who will Rubie stay with? What if he learns a big secret that will change his life. Will Rubie love her husband?

Can you imagine,being pregnant when, you and your boyfriend didn't do it? What do you think is called? S*x and run? Yeah right... She want to end her self, die and never face the world again, kill her child, had a one-night f'ck with the CEO. SHE'S MARIA CLARA ORDONIEZ,SALAZAR. Clara, a wonderful woman, brave and beautiful, she's one of the angels in fantasy club, her home and h'll. Pwede bang maging sanhi ng pag babago ng buhay niya ang isang gabi na hindi naman niya ginusto. Isa siya sa mga, sabihin na lang natin sa napaka misteryosong dalaga sa mundo, hindi alam ang tunay na katauhan, walang nakakalam, she hide her self, perfectly.

SECRET WIFE'S TEMPTATION MATURE RATING!! Reverie de Gracia has all that it takes to be a perfect bachelorette, a tough woman and so admirable. Tinitingala ng mga kababaihan at hinahangaan ng mga kalalakihan. Ani nga ng karamihan na siya raw ay ipinanganak na perpekto at may ginintuang kutsara sa bibig. Her life is so full of blessings. She has a perfect family, a very loving parents, a strict but caring brother and of course an intact relationship with her long time boyfriend who adores her so much na kulang na lang ay sambahin pati lupang dadaanan niya. Ganoon kalugod ng tadhana sa kanya kaso sa labis na galak ng tadhana ay nagawa rin nitong paglaruan ang kapalaran niya. Larong magdudulot ng malaking pagbabago sa buhay niya. Her boyfriend, Nigel proposed to her a marriage and then married another woman the next morning. Gumuho ang mundo niya sa kaganapang iyon. Gawa ng galit ay pinaranas niya rin sa taong may kagagawan ng lahat kung gaano kasaklap ang naging buhay niya dahil sa kapangahasang ginawa nito sa kanila ng kanyang kasintahan. To get even with that cruel man, she kidnapped him and forced him to get married to her legally and left him after her impromptu act. Her original plan was to slowly destroy his life ngunit ang hindi niya napaghandaan ay may taglay din pa lang kahenyohan ang taong pinakasalan niya. Cause what she didn't know is her husband is engaged to another woman. A woman who she doesn't want to be hurt by. And now the Secret Wife's Temptation is to make things right for the sake of everyone even though her heart is already bewitched with the man who happens to be her legal husband but in love with another woman.