Very Very Funny Jokes

Today was like the day I met him: Me, riding a bicycle and him, walking down the pavement. I grab the handle of the bicycle and watch him as he make his way towards me. I do not know why I feel nervous. A trickle of sweat drip on the side of my face, my heart beat fast and I could hardly breathe. He was meters away, until it grow shorter to a foot and then bam, he bumped into me and we fall down, him on top of me. This felt like a deja vù, like it was our very first encounter. We scurried to get up but ended up bumping our heads together. I glared at him as he got up, He didn't even offer me a hand. He didn’t even give me a second glance. He just passed by me. Not noticing me. Not even looking at me. I let go of the bicycle and turn to face him. I remove the helmet that I was wearing and grip it tightly before screaming, “YAH! My hands curled into a fist and before I know it, the helmet I was holding was already flying towards him.I raise my hand as if to save him but it collided on his head right before I could even react. It sounded a hollow thump and a pronounced groan. His hands made his way to the back of his head as he turn and face me. With those eyes that seem like it was murdering me, he chase me off and I hastily took my bicycle and ran. I couldn’t help but feel happy instead of guilty as he ran after me. This was like before. This was like that summer, that summer I met him.

Romero and Juliette are born to different Mafia Families, who hated each other. Both are abandoned as babies and spend only a year together as very young children then they are torn apart to be brought up by relatives in very different environments. Inevitably they meet again as adults and are surprised to remember each other and even more surprising they had feelings for each other. Can they build on this or will the star crossed lovers end up like their namesakes.

Hero and Lyra are more than just friends... In the morning, Lyra Semana is a very strict professor to Hero, her outspoken and handsome student in Business Law and Policy. In the evenings, Hero Agpalza is a very demanding superior to Lyra, his smart and seductive "Business Consultant". They never planned their relationship to be like this but it had to happen for both their sakes and sanity. Lyra needs to help Hero stop a ruthless and unknown killer who intends to take over his family's business. Meanwhile, Hero needs to financially support the hospitalization of Lyra's parents and save her from a very dangerous and obsessive ex. Will all these issues find a way to make them realize their love for each other or will they end up being alone and apart instead? Or even worse... dead. ---------- Check out my interview with GoodNovel here: https://tinyurl.com/y23rvs6n

Arya Pierce, the daughter of a maid working in the Rivera family home. Causing an accident on a very important day during work, Arya was left with no other choice but to marry the second son of the Rivera family, a man she had never met until that very day. Her only wish is to make him fall in love with her to break him, just like he did to her. But will she complete her plan to the very end? Or will she give in? Ryker Rivera, cold, handsome, and ruthless but unlike the eldest in his family, he was reliable. The only way he could obtain the family business was by getting married and unfortunately, he set his eyes on Arya. With his dark past haunting him, he was sure love was the last thing that would happen in his life. But is that really true?

“You welcomed me into your empire, thinking I was one of you. But I’m not here to inherit your name—I’m here to bury it.” Hannah Hawke has spent her life hidden behind a mask of quiet resilience. When her father is murdered by a powerful, wealthy family, she plunges into a web of despair, lies, betrayal, and unexpected romance with Theodore Devereaux—the powerful billionaire son of the very woman she’s meant to destroy. Assuming a new identity, she infiltrates the empire, determined to expose its darkest secrets. Along her path of vengeance, Hannah must become the very thing she never expected: an impostor. With enemies closing in, Hannah must become the master of the very game created to destroy her. Will she get the vengeance she solely desired or be consumed by her false facade?

She was forced to leave her home, her husband and her love. She was forced to become a servant of the gods, because her womb had refused to stop giving birth to twin babies. But now, the very thing that drove her from her home, has become the very thing that is putting a smile on her face. The Battle line has been drawn, she must save every twin baby or guilt will drive her into insanity.

A tragedy has changed Jasmine's life into a very dark one. To find out who killed her mother, she must involve herself with a very cold and cruel big mafia boss named Nicholas. Jasmine tries to melt the ice man's heart, trying to take the opportunity to take advantage of Nicholas. Unfortunately, now she is the one who falls into Nicholas' love trap. What will happen to Jasmine? Will she and Nicholas be together?

I'm a CEO. Funny things keep happening around me after I meet a weird woman.

There was a man who was very unlucky in his childhood until he grew up. He had to experience so many bad obstacles in his life that everything he does has it flawed. The reason for him to lose everything he’ve got. His only luck that was in him he thought was - he’s born to be a very handsome man. Until one day, he dreamed that everything he does will became true. Will he be able to control his destiny?

Raina Belmont has never had anything easy for her. Being on of the weakest wolves in her pack made her life hell. Although she is a weak wolf she is a very strong lady but her life takes a huge turn when Lucian Randolfr the Alpha of a very large pack in America came to her pack, sees her, recognises her as his mate and he marked her without her permission. LITTLE BITES, Alpha