Very Very Funny Jokes

When two broken hearts meet, they find their missing part in each other. Two people carrying different tragic stories met each other by fate. One who wants to cage herself in her memories, and the other one who wants to be free and bury his memories. What happens when fate starts to play with them? In a midst of chaos, Cassidy Amber found herself captivated through the beat of his drums. With every beat and every thump; she follows its rhythm. Together, they synchronized with each creating a song from their heartbeats.

I will never be tired of chasing that love. - Aicelle Aicelle Anne Vaquez is a 20-years old girl who is living a picture-perfect life. She is happy living with her loving family and luxurious life that makes everyone gone envy about. But her life turns upside-down when she learned her father’s unfaithfulness and eventually ruined their family because her father decided to with his mistress. Aicelle grudging with his father decided to run away from their home to have a fresh start and gradually pursue her goals. Until she meets the love of her life, the person who will protect and cherish is her every single day. She very happy and finally recovering from the past. That is what she is expecting about, but it leads her to more dreadful events. Setback, relax, grab snacks and a ton of tissue, Importantly prepare yourself for another emotional rollercoaster ride. Let us join the journey of Aicelle in chasing love and learning the true essence of LOVE. Written in tagalog

Eunisa witnessed how her parents cheated each other, she knows that a broken glass can still be fix but not the way it used to be, the more you want to assemble together the more you realize how messy and broken it is. She met Dominique, her bestfriend. Naging sandalan niya Si Dominique sa lahat ng kalungkutan niya. Dominique will always be her silent lover. Pero alam naman yang hindi niya pag-aari si Dominique habang-buhay. Pero paano pagnakita niya si Dominique na may kasamang iba sa pinakapangit na pagkakataon. She knows her place very well. It always be a red flag, like what in the rules to the stop light. Red means stop or if she won't then she'll be doom forever.

[WARNING: SPG] Gwapo, playboy at malakas ang appeal. Iilan lang iyan sa mga katangian ng bilyonaryong si Kian Fuentavilla kaya napakaraming babaeng nagkakadarapa sa kanya—maliban kay Jhymea Madrigal. Isang dalagang manang kung manamit at madalas pang napagkakamalang lola at mambabarang. Panget si Jhymea, at aminado naman siya roon, pero para sa kanya ay may karapatan pa rin naman siyang mamili kaya inayawan niya si Kian na kahit mala-Adonis na ang datingan ay ubod naman ng yabang. Unang pagkikita pa lang ng dalawa ay nagkairingan na sila. Labis na dinibdib ni Jhymea na tinawag siyang ‘janitress’ at ‘ipis’ ng binata at ganun din si Kian sa kanya nang mapunit ang pwètan ng slacks nito dahil sa dalaga. Halos isumpa nila ang isa't isa hanggang napagdesisyunan ng kapatid ni Kian na si Nexie Fuentavilla na mag one-night stand silang dalawa. Kapalit nun ay ang impormasyong hinihingi ni Kian tungkol sa ex niyang si Tanya, at pera naman para kay Jhymea para mapauwi na niya sa bansa ang ina niyang OFW na kay tagal niyang ‘di nakasama. Dahil sa pagiging maloko ni Kian ay pinalabas niyang nabutas ang còndom na ginamit niya sa pakikipagtalik sa dalaga. Ilang linggo iyong iniyakan ni Jhymea kasi ang buong akala niya ay hindi na siya makaka-graduate, ngunit nahuli niya ang binata nung minsan ay may kausap ito sa telepono at inamin nito ang lahat. Doon ay naisip na gumanti ni Jhymea at pinalabas na totoong nabuntis nga siya ng binata. Nakarating ang tsismis na yun sa ina ni Kian na si Mrs. Anita Fuentavilla. Nagkukumahog na nagpaliwanag ang dalawa na hindi totoo ang lahat pero huli na kasi nagawan na sila ng kontrata ng ginang sa nalalapit nilang kasal. Matakasan kaya nila ang kapalarang nagsimula sa isang laro lamang? O mauuwi na ang lahat sa totoong pag-iibigan?

Anim na buwan. Iyon lang ang ibinigay na panahon ng tiyahin ni Elainne para makapag-asawa siya ng isang Imperial -ang pinakamayamang angkan sa Pilipinas. Pumayag siya dahil alam niyang suntok sa buwan na mangyari iyon dahil isa lamang siyang hawak na squatter girl. Kung mabibigo raw kasi siyang makapangasawa ng isang Imperial ay papayagan na siya ng tiyahin na pumasok sa kumbento at magmadre. Ang lahat ay umaayon sa plano ni Elainne not until Lucas Imperial enter the picture. Disaster ang unang pagkikita nila dahil aksidente niyang natapunan ng pintura ang bago at magarang sports car nito. Kahit isangla niya ang buhay niya ay hindi niya mababayaran ang halagang hinihingi nitong kabayaran sa “perwisyong” idinulot niya sa kotse nito. Tinakot pa siya nito na ipapapulis kung hindi niya magagawang bayaran ang kalahating milyong hinihingi nito sa kanya. “Be my wife, then,” kaswal na tanong ng kumag ng aminin niyang hindi niya mababayaran ang halagang hinihingi nito. “Be my wife, your face!” tigas na tanggi niya. Hinding-hindi siya papayag sa alok ng lalaki dahil una, wala siyang balak na maging asawa ng isang hambog, playboy at walang-direksiyong lalaki. Ikalawa, paano na lang ang pangarap niyang madre? Pero hinalikan siya ng kumag sa harapan ng kumbento at ipinagsigawan sa buong universe na asawa siya nito. Ang ending, itinakda ang kasal nila. Desidido si Elainne na gawin ang lahat para mapawalang-bisa ang kasal nila pero mas desidido yata si Lucas na gawin ang lahat para mapaibig siya. Hanggang nangyari ang kinatatakutan ni Elainne, nahulog siya sa lalaki...ng very hard. At kung kailan handa na siyang gampanan ang pagiging ulirang asawa sa lalaki ay saka naman ito naghamon ng hiwalayan...

SIS (Social Issue Series) #4: Bullying They say that beauty is a luxury. That good looks is the only privilege that matters. That the world is only in favor of those who were born pretty.Sa panahon nga raw ngayon, parang kasalanan na ang pagiging less attractive. You're unappealing? Emotionally weak? Naive? How pathetic. Now you gotta deal with the consequences, loser. Sounds like bullshit? Yup. The truth may be harsh but it is what it is. Once you failed to reach the very high standards set by the society, you're doomed. Yara Isabelle got the deadliest combination of being unattractive, soft-hearted and innocent. But she used to get by and survive the bullying just fine. Because she got her knight-in-shining armor. Her childhood sweetheart. Not until he stopped saving her. Not until he stopped caring. Not until he got fed up of everything.Sky Edison used to be full of compassion. But that was before something terrible happened within their family. His perception had changed. He now finds it ridiculous that people let themselves get treated badly.However, the downside is that for some significant circumstances, these two have to share a condo as they enter senior high school. What could possibly happen given their situation?How would it feel like living under the same roof not with your bully but your former superhero who's now just a witness of your despair? How would it feel like going home to a place with a person who gets to see you getting bullied everyday at school?

Warning: Mature Content | R18+ (ON-HOLD) Montessori Series #1 Because of the one night mistake, Serene Vasquez got pregnant by the one and only Governor Leon Rage Montessori. Her very first love and ultimate. Pero noong nalaman niyang nagbunga ito at nalaman niyang nagloko si Leon at ang kaibigan niya na si Victoria ay tumakas siya at mag-isang pinalaki si Eleanor Sage. After six years, bumalik si Serene sa Marinduque, dahil sa hiling ng kaniyang ina. Ngunit mukhang mapaglaro ang tadhana dahil nagkita ulit sila ni Leon, at sa kasamaang palad ay gusto nitong kunin ang anak nilang si Eleanor. She can't win because she lose from the start. She can't do everything no matter what she do, because he is dangerous. He is a Billionaire, CEO, and a freaking Governor. For the sake of her daughter and love to Leon Rage— she would do everything. Kahit na masaktan pa siya.

Para kay Elizabeth Marie, si Thaddeus ang pinakapogi at pinaka-reliable na lalaki sa balat ng lupa. Bata pa lamang sila ay ito na ang kasangga niya sa hirap man o ginhawa. Ngunit nagbago ang lahat nang maligwak siya mula sa top section ng TOP Academy. Nakilala niya si Lester, ang bago niyang classmate sa section 2. Ito ang unang lalaki na nagtanggol sa kaniya laban sa mga bruha niyang classmate at naging kaibigan niya. Hindi lang ‘yon, ipinaramdam din nito sa kaniya kung paano maging isang babae—iyong tipong hindi siya tinuturing na barkada kundi isang reyna. Para tuloy siyang nasa cloud nine… At may dumagdag pa sa eksena, si Bruce na kasing hyper niya. Napapantayan nito ang energy niya na umabot sa Mt. Everest ang taas. Tuwang-tuwa siya kapag ito ang kasama. Naguguluhan tuloy siya kung sino sa tatlo ang pipiliin niya. Sino nga ba?

Who would have thought that the young man, who seems harmless and gentle, is feared and avoided by many? Dark Silvestre, recognized as the leader and Mafia Boss of the organization Underground Society. Can love change a person if from the very beginning it was already a matter of life and death? Anya Suarez, a simple woman who doesn't care about the world Dark is involved in. Because for her, she feels comfortable and safe in his presence. Without her knowing, she is actually the daughter of a Mafioso and her real father is a fierce rival of Dark. In order to win, something has to be lost.

Johan is a well-known business tycoon around the world. Everyone looks up to him, especially women. But in the field he belongs to, it is inevitable that secrets should remain hidden. In his field, secrets should be spread to everybody, and it may cause your downfall. Johan is very protective of his most hidden secret, that only the elite know. But as time passed, it seemed that his secret was gradually changing because of Arabella, who revived his sleeping heart for women. He no longer regards his friend as a sister, but rather as a woman he wishes to love and spend the rest of his life with. Johan could no longer understand himself, so when the opportunity to make Arabella feel his love arose, he seized it, but tragic news arrived when she revealed she was pregnant and he was the father. Johan couldn't believe it when his investigator appeared different, so he shoved her away. Arabella's animosity for Johan was so strong that she fled the nation and never returned, causing a slew of troubles for Johan.