W Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

He licked his lips, "I'm Wes and I have to ask if it hurt," I rolled my eyes, finding this mildly nauseating. "What hurt?" She tilted her head at him, staring at him with doe eyes. Wes smirked. "When you fell from heaven." Michelle giggled. The alcohol in her system is the only reason that pick up line worked on her otherwise she would have laughed in Wes's face at how bad of a line that was. If she was sober, she would have brushed him off already. Michelle batted her eyelashes, her face turning red as she blushed like a schoolgirl. "And I think I've been searching for ever since."

“I don’t usually need pickup lines. And this definitely isn’t usual.” Fair point.

he smiled, “I have missed you. Surprised to hear me say that right?” Indeed I was surprised, but I’m not letting him know that, “why would I be surprised? It’s the normal pick up line for guys like you.” “Guys like me, you use that a lot and there are no guys like me. Maybe when you stop comparing me to other guys, you will come to know how cool I can be.” “I don’t want to know how cool you can be, in fact, I don’t even want to know you at all.” “But that’s not possible, pigeon, in case you have forgotten, I am your genie and I am meant to be wherever you are. It’s the natural law for genies,” he winked.

They were so much moved by this pick up line that they couldn’t even allow him to finish. “I could search my whole life through and through and never find another you. If I had to choose whether to breathe or to love you, I would use my last breath to tell you that... I love you.” “As the days are passing by, my love for you is growing strong. Please be mine forever. Please belong to me. You are my life's most wonderful song. Please marry me, Erica.” He said the last few lines and my fork dropped for my hands, not attracting them since they were all focussed on the proposal.