W Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

"Nice try, Taylor. But I've got one for you: Is your name G****e? Because you have everything I've been searching for." Taylor chuckled. "Touché, my friend. You've been practicing." Their lighthearted banter extended beyond the confines of the school walls. At a local mall, they found themselves in a competition to see who could come up with the cheesiest pickup lines to use on unsuspecting shoppers. D'Andre approached a group of friends with a confident smile. "Excuse me, ladies, I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?" Taylor wasn't one to back down from a challenge. He sidled up to a couple window shopping and struck up a conversation. "Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connec

Maverick asked shyly. "Kinda, but you also kind of make my palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti as you may have witnessed just now..." Queshia replied laughing. "Oh so we're in some cheesy pickup lines ain't we now? Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you." Maverick said seductively. "Hmm...not bad, does that line always work for you? Is that what you tell all your girls?" Queshia asked casually without an ounce of jealousy - it's not her thing...well at least not before she met Maverick.

I replied with a matching pickup line. “Your pickup lines were so old school!” She commented. “Why? We were old in the first place! And I want us to be old forever,” I told her. She smiled. “Even though I already know that, I’ll still give it to you. Why then?” She replied. “Cause I want to grow old with you.” I kissed her cheek at the same time. “In fairness, I shivered ten times!” She was still smiling. “Ten times only?” I asked with a sad tone.

"But, babe, Are you made up of Fluorine, Iodine and Neon? Because you are so FINe" "No! I'm made of Nitrogen and Oxygen, and that's a NO" Pick up lines? Really? I know every witty comebacks to them. "You know, you look a lot like my next girlfriend" He threw again. "And you look exactly like the guy I turned down two seconds from now" I replied smugly. He laughed, I smiled. Two can play this game. "But I want to give myself to you" He said again. "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." I responded.

He licked his lips, "I'm Wes and I have to ask if it hurt," I rolled my eyes, finding this mildly nauseating. "What hurt?" She tilted her head at him, staring at him with doe eyes. Wes smirked. "When you fell from heaven." Michelle giggled. The alcohol in her system is the only reason that pick up line worked on her otherwise she would have laughed in Wes's face at how bad of a line that was. If she was sober, she would have brushed him off already. Michelle batted her eyelashes, her face turning red as she blushed like a schoolgirl. "And I think I've been searching for ever since."

he smiled, “I have missed you. Surprised to hear me say that right?” Indeed I was surprised, but I’m not letting him know that, “why would I be surprised? It’s the normal pick up line for guys like you.” “Guys like me, you use that a lot and there are no guys like me. Maybe when you stop comparing me to other guys, you will come to know how cool I can be.” “I don’t want to know how cool you can be, in fact, I don’t even want to know you at all.” “But that’s not possible, pigeon, in case you have forgotten, I am your genie and I am meant to be wherever you are. It’s the natural law for genies,” he winked.