W Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

The pickup line and hypotonic rejection of my coming worked pretty well on me. I slouched on the chair in my room and replied "Okay.. there's no problem. You have to finish up your work right? It's nothing. Good luck with your work." "Babe, I hope you are not sad or mad at me?" He asked with a sweet calm voice that made me smile but I never knew it was a form of manipulative skill he had. " I was but no more hunny pie, I understand that you are busy so… I don't have to be a reason why you'd get distracted. I am not mad, '' I replied.

“If a guy tries one of those cringy pickup lines, we all freeze and go: ‘You can see us?’ like we’re ghosts. Then we ran towards him with crazy laughter.” I wiggled my eyebrows at them with all the enthusiasm of a sleep-deprived squirrel. Kate looked over her shoulder at me, laughing. “Where do you get these crazy inspirations from?” “From one crazy chick on I***a.gram reels,” I said honestly. “She’s a gift from the chaotic gods.” I don't want to take credit for something that isn't my own creation. “I’ve used a bunch of her stuff. Works like a charm – guys run off like scared weasels. Which, obviously, is the goal.”

How strange to feel it now with this man I didn’t know. “Hi, I’m Aidan, but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.” He smiled, introducing himself with a lame pickup line. “Seriously? That’s your pickup line?” I laughed. He laughed too, and well fuck me, that sound woke my pussy. How can a hot guy with an accent like that be here and single? I could understand if he was supernatural, especially a werewolf. A human-looking this good and being single? Something must be wrong with him. Likely, he’s a player.

I appreciated. "It's fine, beautiful. I don't mind bumping into you over and over again, I'll be here to catch you always," he winked. "Can I get your contact?" He smiled taking his phone out of his pocket and stretching it to me. I watched the man unable to say a word, what kind of a man is he? Bumps into a lady and at that moment ask for her number, classic gentleman. And fills her ears with crazy cliche pickup lines.

"Ma'am, pick me instead. I have a nice body!" "Pick me, I have good stamina!" "Pick me, I know many tricks!"

Definitely that had sexual chains but I didn’t want to jump into unhealthy conclusions. “Oh, that”. He said with a slight grin. “Just wanted to use a hot pick up line. I heard that phrase was pretty good and I tried it out”. Zack uttered which made me inwardly roll my eyes. And here I was, thinking about multiple things since he had said that phrase. “So, you thought that ‘I want you’ was actually going to freak me?”, I asked weirdly. “You’ve used your question, my turn”. He voiced out shifting nearer to me but I didn’t give him the reaction he wanted.

But I wasn't any less either. Enriched with sassy humor, wittiness, and a sharp tongue that can bite the life out of you, I once had boys lined up for me, but every one of them had left me disappointed (Just like Rudransh did!). For a year or more, it will be all good with cheesy pick-up lines, butterflies in the stomach, and little surprises here and there, but as time passes and we get closer it will turn out to be plain-ass nothing.

Then Chris asks, "Wanna hear some pickup lines?" Piper grins, "Sure." "Are you g****e cause you have everything I've been looking for," he starts. Piper smiles, "Good one." "Did it hurt?" Chris asks. "Did what hurt?" "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Piper bursts out laughing. "Wait. Your boobs look great in this dress," he says. Piper smiles but then remembers that it's supposed to be a pickup line. She has heard it before.

"Can I help you?" "Hm. You're cold. I like that actually. I'm hot. We're opposites..." "Is that supposed to mean something?" "Together, we'll be warm in bed. Cool each other off. What do you think?" Wade laughs at the cheesy pick up line and waves the knife at her. "How about I make you warm withoit actually meeting you in bed?" She frowns her face and stands up immediately. She walks to her friends and sits down. They chat about him and then she says "He's a freak."

I ran after them. It wasn't so hard for me to ask, it wasn't my first and I'm good with ladies. I had many pickup lines I used and really worked each time I did. "Hey ladies, wait up," I shouted mildly, as I jogged towards them. "You left your shade, Christine," I uttered, showing it to them. "Hmmn, a price for my effort," I said with a smile, holding back the shade as she stretched her hand to get it. "My number you mean," she replied with a smile.