Granting One Last Wish
“What’s FB?”
“Fuck buddy, you AH,” she answers.
“And AH is an asshole?”
She laughs. “No, awesomely and handsome.”
I tilt my head to look at her. “There is no such thing as awesomely handsome. It was an asshole,” I say.
She bites her lip.
“You will pay for this, wife.” I kiss her, tug, and bite her lip.
“Fine.”