Weasley Wizard Wheezes

“ท่านหญิงหากไท่จื่อทรงทราบจะไม่น้อยใจแย่รึเจ้าคะ” “หือ เสี่ยวซีน้อยใจคำนี้ควรใช้กับข้า ไม่แน่ว่าแม้แต่ชื่อของข้าไท่จื่อก็อาจจะจำไม่ได้ เขาออกเดินทางเหนือจรดใต้รู้จักผู้คนมากมาย ข้าเป็นแค่คนที่หลงไปรู้จักกับเขาแค่นั้นไม่มีความสำคัญอันใดให้จดจำหรอก” เสี่ยวซียืนถือต้นฉางโซ่วฮวาหรือดอกไม้อายุยืน ที่ท่านหญิงคัดออกมาไว้เผื่อเลือกอีกทีดอกไม้ต้นนี้มีเพียงสองต้นเท่านั้น เสี่ยวซีเพียงยืนมองท่านหญิงเลือกต้นไม้อื่นเพิ่ม “เอาล่ะ ข้าตัดสินใจแล้ว เป็นไผ่กวนอิมกับฉางโซ่วฮวาก็แล้วกัน” เสี่ยวซีตาเบิกกว้างมองซ่งหลิงอย่างตื่นตะลึง “คุณหนูจะมอบให้ทั้งสองต้นเลยรึเจ้าคะ นี่ฉางโซ่วฮวากับไผ่กวนอิมเชียวนะเจ้าคะ” ฉางโซ่วฮวาไม่เท่าไหร่แต่ไผ่กวนอิมนี่สิ ครั้งหนึ่งฝ่าบาทเคยแอบหยิบกลับวังไปด้วย ท่านหญิงยังตามไปโวยวายเอากลับมาจนได้ “เมื่อครู่นี้ไม่ใช่นางกำนัลของฮองเฮามาแจ้งกำหนดการกลับมาและจัดงานเลี้ยงต้อนรับไท่จื่อหรอกหรือ” “ไผ่กวนอิมให้เป็นของขวัญต้อนรับการกลับมา ส่วนฉางโซ่วฮวาให้เป็นของขวัญวันเกิด” “ขะ ของขวัญวันเกิด…” เสี่ยวซีนึกไปถึงตอนที่นางกำนัลมาแจ้ง นางบอกเพียงกำหนดการและวันที่จัดงานเลี้ยงไม่ได้เอ่ยถึงวันเกิด

She's an alpha wolf who suddenly woke up in a strange, new world. He's a smoking hot ancient warlock with a nasty reputation. It's a bond that she doesn't want, but one her body just can't resist...When Gretchen Mason learns she cannot ever go home again, she embarks on a journey to find her family already living in the Realm of the Supernaturals. She is terrorized along the way by an unknown presence. Finally finding the courage to confront her stalker, Gretchen is taken captive by the dark figure from her nightmares.After escaping, Gretchen tries to put the ordeal out of her mind and get on with her new life, but Damien Darke isn't the kind of man who will be ignored and forgotten.Will Damien ever be able to melt the icy shell of Gretchen's heart? Or, will he be forever tormented by the ghosts of his past?

When someone tries to break the No Nut November rule, the haunted vibrators will dish out spine chilling, blood curdling and mind breaking punishments instead of heart warming, toe curling, mind numbing pleasures. Watch these horny sinners meet their fitting ends. Haunted Vibrators do not discriminate genders, age or sexuality. If you nut in No Nut November, you get neutered.

*Warning- This book contains mature themes Rue ~ her name has brought many to their knees when uttered. A devious witch who brings chaos to the were kind. She simply wants them all dead. That is until everything changes. With a twist of fate Rue finds herself trapped inside an enchanted forest with none other than the soon to be werewolf king, Ares, who so happens to be her mate. With a possessive werewolf king and a devious witch who thinks she is too beautiful to be mated to a 'mutt', their story is bound to bring chaos and it has only just begun. "I'm going to stretch you out and make you submit to me little witch." Ares grumbles, his canines teasingly tracing where he was supposed to mark me. His words held a promise and I nearly came undone by the thought of him dominating me.

Umuora Kingdom unleashed terror in society when they created a deity without the wizard's enchanted sword. The deity left Umuora and settled in Ohanta community, where he appeared in human form to defy innocent virgins. No one could escape from him, and no one challenged his authority. Ije, a young virgin, and a contemporary heroine stood out against the crowd and fulfilled a personal destiny. She traced the origin of the deity and corrected the mistake that was made on the day it was created. She fell in love along the line, which almost ended her mission, but gods had it all planned for her.

With the death of the werewolf, Professor Ericson, his best friend and Wizard, Francis, and Golden Lake University's Vice Chancellor, Dr. Giovanni, during the ‘Vestige of the Aptest’ contest, Harold Girard and his friends anticipated a regular and ordinary new session awaiting them. Unluckily, a day into the new session, they noticed they're being shadowed by two strange and extremely queer individuals. Not wanting troubles for themselves, they behaved as naturally as they could manage. For a few weeks, they were able to keep up with the stalkers but when Golden Lake's very own sport is introduced and gets underway, things instantly get out of hands and the trio get tossed into a mess perhaps, hotter than they could handle.

He smelled the woman who saved her, her scent overwhelmed his nostrils, and could only mean one thing, she belonged to him. His instinct urged him to imprint her. Adhara is her mate." A leadic and brutal Alpha of the clan, Jarckon, falls under the spell of a witch who turns him into a cursed wolf from time to time. One night in a dark wooden forest, Adhara ran away she found and meet Jarckon, who was severely wounded. She saved Jarckon and take care of him until the time she come to know that Jarckon is her Fated mate. Adhara imprisoned in his castle. Jarckon thought that Adhara approached him with another purpose to conspire him against his brother Slagle. Not too long, Adhara found out she was imprisoned in order to protect her from Slagle, who plans to kill her. Jarckon suffers and loses consciousness. In the end, he found it hard to change back to his human form. He could remain a wolf with animal nature. How will Adhara accept Jarckon to be his Fated mate? How the curse will lift and back to his human nature? Will Adhara learn to love him?

Selene Nightbloom was fated to be the mate of Alpha Kieran Blackthorne, until he ruthlessly rejected her before the entire pack and chose another. Broken and cast aside, Selene was betrayed once more when Kieran, under the influence of his chosen mate, ended her life. But fate had other plans. Reborn with the memories of her past, Selene discovers a dark truth; she, Kieran, and the rogue Alpha Cassian Draven have been trapped in a cursed cycle of love, betrayal, and death across lifetimes. In one life, she chose Kieran and was forsaken. In another, she chose Cassian and was destroyed. Now, armed with forbidden power and the knowledge of her past, Selene refuses to be a pawn of destiny. As both Alphas, one her past tormentor, the other her forbidden protector, fight for her love, Selene must break the curse before history repeats itself. But the Moon Goddess does not forgive so easily. And fate always demands a price.

It was a small pull, that had her confused at first, but kept bothering her like a strand of hair attached to your arm that you can't find and remove. When she focused on it, the pull drove her to touch his chest lightly. She cleared her mind to make sense of the foreign sensation that spoke to her and when she did, it was strange and dark. He was calling for fire. ---- Brianna is a witch that tends to the needs of nature by controlling the four elements. Nathaniel is a phoenix assigned to her village by a mysterious and suspicious organization, the Council. He is a master of fire, unwaveringly dedicated to his life's work. She is an untamable force of nature. Can their unexpected encounter alter the path of fate?

I was an unfortunate omega, auctioned off like a lamb, sold to a ruthless Alpha billionaire named Dominic Bloodhound. I was meant to be nothing but a plaything, a pet. Except, Dominic didn’t treat me like any of those things, he barely even looked at me, but my mother was right… all Alphas are the same, cunning, ruthless, and devoid of emotion. Dominic never bought me out of the sheer kindness of his heart, he bought me because of the witch doctor he’s been hunting in secret, and I couldn’t let him use me to hunt my own bloodline. Now standing there after barely having escaped, he looks down at me with his gold eyes gleaming. “Join me,” he said simply. “And help me bring Dominic to his knees.” I take his hand, ignoring the voice in my head, screaming that I’m making a deal with the devil. “Then let’s destroy Dominic Bloodhound.” The enemy of my enemy is supposed to be my friend, right? **** Lyra Graves strikes a dangerous bargain with an Alpha, but as she dives deeper into the world of deception, forbidden attraction, and mysterious power, there’s only one question that haunts Lyra’s mind. What if the real monster isn’t the Alpha she seeks revenge against, but the one she’s slowly falling for? An Omega with everything to lose. An Alpha with everything to prove. And a bond that refuses to die. Flip the page and jump into the town of Ravenshire, where it all began...