Weirdly Funny Novels & Stories

I felt the falling temperature as well and noticed that there must something terrible happened, so I said to her: "Well, Miss Isabella, if it's hard to say you could just ignore me will be alright." Isabella, who had been silent at first, suddenly interrupted me, then changed back to her sloppy appearance at the beginning and said: "Weirdness is the result of the unwillingness of people after death, the spiritual wisdom born after a hundred years of immortality, and the rumours spread by word of mouth. In the final analysis, weirdness is the existence of hatred and resentment, do you understand, little cutie."

Xander was about to rebel, but Alburack threatened "If anyone moves, I will cut off this girl's neck in front of all of you!" Alice looked at the strange young man with annoyance, she glared back at Alburack who was also staring at her. "Eh, wait a minute. What are you doing playing like this? It's not funny, you know!" Alice's annoyance made everyone there stare at the girl. Logan, who was still hurt, took the time to look at Alice, maybe the girl still took the time to squeal. "Wait, you know HAM right? You're crazy, you want to play kill and kill, move your sword away!" annoyed with Alice who actually invented laughter from Logan, Tristan held back his laughter while Xander just stared.

This time David could no longer hold back his laughter, the man was clearly laughing at Jessy's stupidity. Seeing David's reaction, of course Jessy felt annoyed, hitting the shoulder twice with a sullen face. "What's so funny about my confession? You're teasing me!" "I'm laughing at your stupidity, not your confession. Why have you been talking weird like that to your friend, hahahaha..." "What's weird? nothing weird!" "Of course it's not weird for you but for anyone who hears it will find it weird, Jessy." "Where's the weirdness, David?"

SCARLETT'S POV. I was completely right. The party was boring as hell, and from the looks of things we weren't even near done here. And then even worse, the annoying as fuck MC who thoughts his jokes were so funny but they were obviously not, had been wasting so much time on the third segment of the programme which was jokes and riddles, that I almost threw my shoe at him. If I heard one more uncle joke coming from his mouth, I could just do it right there, damning all the consequences.

Alan working out on the treadmill. She had always complained coldly that he was being too noisy, but she couldn't help secretly looking up at him every so often while she worked. Eight years had passed, but time didn't seem to have left many marks on him. He was still as handsome as he had been in college. Only, for some reason, the smile on his face had grown rarer and rarer. Bianca shifted glumly and lay down. Then, something dug into her. When she got up and looked, it was a watch. Bianca almost didn't recognize it anymore.

There was silence, the perfect opportunity for it to get louder in my head. “Well, that's fucked up.” She finally said. “What are the odds? Two fucked up people living beside each other.” I chuckled, genuinely amused this time. How was it so easy for her to say something hilarious in a moment like this? “I normally do mind being called fucked up, even though you didn't ask.” I heard her scoff. “You have to make an exception for me, neighbor. I like to say things the way they are.” As I smiled, I realized how weird this was.

I'd missed her. "Stupid. It's fun to have a few, it makes your troubles go away, everything seems fun, happy, for the most part. Some people are stupid or mean drunks, and you want to stay away from them, but most of my friends just do it to let go."

He looked confusedly at me “Wait…no way you think you think you’re a god, “ I said to be sure he wasn’t serious And if he was then this man might need some professional help with his ego “I’m kidding “ he laughed while I just started at him blankly “Oh come on. You have to admit that was good “ he nudged me “ you’ve only told a good joke once , hopefully that could increase “ I rolled my eyes “That’s a lie. I’m a naturally funny person, I’m good at telling jokes “ he argued “Yeah, bad jokes “ I sassed and he laughed “See that’s how to be funny. Not by telling weird, scary or just totally off….” I rambled “ yeah, blah blah blah. Just shut the fuck up and kiss me “ he cut me off, tightening hi

She said that and I started dying on the floor, that was probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. "That is the fucking stoner spectrum!! Either you're a fucking Einstein or a fucking retard that tried to play baseball with a robot," I said, laughing through my words, causing Alex to break too, laughing and pointing out how fucked up my sense of humor is, "It's not my fault! Imagine having a fucked up humor before going through the dungeons of hell to become an arch-demon." "Tha-That's fair but still, that's fucked!" "Fuck me, that was funny," I said and the look I got from Alex scared the fuck outta me, she looked hungry but also cautious, "You good?"

We're stranded. I start laughing like a madman, the sound echoing through the forest. Adam looks at me, his face a mixture of concern and confusion. "What's so funny?" he asks, clearly perplexed by my strange reaction to the situation. I look at him and grin, my eyes glittering with a dangerous light. "Everything," I say. "It's all so absurd."