Weirdly Funny Novels & Stories

He was her loyal knight, pouring her wine and serving her food, all the ruthless decisiveness of an Underboss erased. They were laughing and talking, and I was clearly not needed as a prop. I didn't want to waste any more time and looked for a chance to slip away. But Noa suddenly turned to me gracefully. "You must be Maeve. I've heard so much about you. The famous 'piano goddess of the underworld'." Caught off guard by being singled out, I quickly waved my hand. "Thank you, but that's an overstatement. Just some flattery from friends."

Paying attention. I tried to reciprocate. Making his favorite meals. Leaving his favorite snacks in his office. Asking about his day and actually listening. We laughed again. Real laughter. Not just polite chuckles. One night we were watching a comedy special. Both of us laughing so hard we cried. Alex came out of his room. "What is so funny?" "Nothing. Just being silly." He watched us for a moment. Then smiled. "You guys are weird." "Probably." He went back to bed. Happy that his parents were happy.

It felt good—light, like a breath of fresh air in this park where the wind rustled the leaves around us. We sat on the bench after that, side by side, our shoulders almost touching. He started telling these silly jokes—the kind that weren’t even funny, just dry and ridiculous, like “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.” Corny as hell. But I laughed anyway, hard and genuine, because the real joke was how bad they were, how he delivered them with that straight face like he thought they were gold. It warmed me up inside, chasing away the chill for a bit.

I questioned, finally regaining myself and coming out of whatever trance I was in initially. They both glanced at each other and then busted into laughter. Ok, what the hell is funny? "The fact that you're dumb is what is actually funny," Arla mocked. "I am not dumb," I retorted. "Accept it, you are," Arla argued, refusing to back down. "You know what it's pointless arguing with you." With that I blocked her, temporarily stopping her from speaking to me. I wonder why she had to be annoying sometimes.

Adrienne's laughter danced through the room, filling the space with warmth. "Oh, I believe it's not about being weird, but rather embracing the ebb and flow of life. Isn't that how everyone is? We all experience highs and lows, times when the world feels like a magical wonderland and moments when we just want to tell everyone and everything to take a hike," she retorted, her voice filled with a touch of wisdom. His curiosity piqued, Ryan leaned closer, their gazes locked intently. "And how do you unwind after a long day then? What are your hobbies?" he inquired, genuine curiosity lacing his words.

"BRAKK!" The door opened hard due to a kick from Alex. Make the door lock damaged instantly. They looked around. The smell of alcohol mixed a foul smell disturbing the sense of smell. Make them have to wag the hand in front of the face. "Which humans want to stay in a disgusting place like this! " said Tom. "Is that because you already have your wife and home always clean." Alex checked the paper and books scattered on the table. It turned out that Marco was still in college. But many warning letters from the campus stated that he was a lazy student.

she laughed again. “That’s why people say that friends are worse than enemies,” I muttered, clearly humiliated and looking like a freaking Raggedy Ann. After she laughed for the next two minutes, Mara finally said, “I almost peed my pants laughing. By the way, who the hell would put paint in your shampoo bottle? That’s such a crazy prank on a blonde.” “I know,” I groaned, pulling a beanie over my hair. Even in the San Francisco heat, I’d sweat bullets rather than let someone see this mess.

"Be careful with this stack. Don't let it attack you." "Ha-ha-ha," I deadpan. It's not that Dwight is a bad guy. It's that he's… well, creepy. Weird. Unsettling. Things about him turn me away — normally in revulsion. He wasn't socialized enough as a child or something. He tries to be funny, but he doesn't hit the mark. Ever.

I'm pretty sure my coursemates will be so thrilled to hear the news. "Goodnews guys", I announced prompting everyone to stop what they were doing. The backbenchers hurried to the front, anxiously waiting for the news. Some even made a bet to decide who is merging with our department. Some going for Chemistry department, the other Medicine department. As much as that sounds, I still feel the bet was stupid. ", We are eagerly waiting for the news. Is it the cool Chemistry students or the Nerdy nerd Medicine student", Samuel, the class humorist commented everyone agreeing to what Samuel said?

he choked the food and said "man you're unbelievable" we went to office after meeting I came to my cabin and seen my pet Dora it's a fish this name was given by alex he gave this as present to me though I won't like it I can't throw it away because I can't hurt him for that only reason I'm raising this fish I gave food to it and said "why the hell you're weird always" soon my files came and I'm busy with works @DORA POV@ who the hell is weird you're weird fellow you silly monster you calling me weird I'm the most cute one in the whole aquarium that guy alex bought me for a brainless emotionless fellow like you