Weirdly Funny Novels & Stories

I can't handle you, too, on top of everything. Jacob stifled a sigh. Nice going, bonehead, he thought. He was just a barrel of laughs this morning. "Don't look at me like that, Annie," he said wearily. "I swear to God, I'm completely harmless," my park is peaceful and my people are very nice. That provoked a soggy little chuckle. "Hah. I can think of lots of words to describe you, Jacob, but 'harmless' is not one of them

I repeated, nearly choking on the word. “Yes,” Jazper Ray said smoothly. “And here you are, Audrey, calling it our thing.” He smiled, eyes soft. “You always have a different way of seeing things. That’s one of the things I like about you. You’re not afraid to say what’s on your mind.” “I guess… I’m just weird,” I mumbled, fiddling with my fingers. “Weird is better than normal,” he said without hesitation. “Normal is boring.” “So that’s why you love being weird?”

Hey Nate, Did you do a weird thing? Let's see. You read comments on an online support group, saw one that caught your interest, couldn't suppress the urge to talk to the girl that wrote said comment, sent her the oddest email she's ever read, and then decided to forget that he ever sent the email in the first place. Is that weird? I'll leave you to answer that for yourself. And yes, I do have a sense of humor. Usually the dark kind, but it's still humor nonetheless, isn't it? But nowadays, very few things make me laugh. So,I don't know what to make of it. Does that still count as having a good sense of humor?

'Why am I surrounded by weird people?' Madison asked herself. Weirdly enough, all the people she called weird is those who she finds either interesting or stupid. Who did good stupidity towards her. She thought Jordan is weird for accepting her despite of learning the fact that she's pregnant with Gavin's child. And the fact that Jordan promised to take care of her without expecting something in return is super weird for her. If somebody heard her calling Jordan weird, they might confuse the word weird to have the same definition of kind.

What a strange guy! ***

"Then you're probably the kind of person that's going to be interested in all sorts of weird shit." "Do tell."

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!

“You ever heard of wolves?” He laughed in such a loud way that people turned to look at us. “Wolves? You mean, like the animals? Yeah, who hasn’t heard of wolves. An invasive species if I could say it myself.” Great. Another human. Just another stupid, foolish human. “You’re funny,” I said through a forced laugh.

he burst out laughing into another set of explosive laughs. This crazy boy. Gah ! However, his laughs were infectious and no sooner, in a cafe crowded with dozens of people, two silly teenagers were crying their asses off as they laughed like crazy, rolling on the floor. Guess today could be officially declared as ‘Crazy Day’. That was a hell lot of craziness that we saw today. T’was totally Craziness Overloaded. “Oh God ! I - can’t - breathe,” I panted out breathlessly in between my peals of laughter.