Weirdly Funny Novels & Stories

I said off the top of my head as i ran my fingers under the tap. “Well there’s this w******p broad—” “Not the w******p broadcasts” I added and we both shared a laugh on how ridiculous those can be. About the fruits that have been injected something poisonous or the supposed demonic cartoons for the kids. And even how the covid vaccines were an elaborate plan to reduce population.

She had to find out everything that happened a month ago, especially the fire. "Ahh..." As she came out she bumped into Devian. "Why do you appear suddenly from the blue and scare me like that?" "Did I scare you? I thought you were looking for me?" Devian raised his eyebrows. "Why would I look for a perverted weirdo like you?" Arien pouted. "Am I?" Devian asked leaning towards her. "What?" She questioned him back. "A perverted weirdo? Or I suppose your lover Harry is a pervert." Devian spoke as if he was thinking deeply.

I hiccup, and it feels funny in my throat, sounds so weird to me that it makes me giggle again. I like being drunk, I’m lighter and more fun; it makes me think Jake is sex worthy and that’s pretty hilarious. I don’t find men a turn on at all, so that’s even funnier … Well, except Jake! He’s the exception to the rule in that everything he does is panty warming and alluring, even standing staring at me as he is now. I’m hit with a strange sound. It’s me. I’m laughing; I guess I find myself amusing and I sound so detached and not here.

I can't handle you, too, on top of everything. Jacob stifled a sigh. Nice going, bonehead, he thought. He was just a barrel of laughs this morning. "Don't look at me like that, Annie," he said wearily. "I swear to God, I'm completely harmless," my park is peaceful and my people are very nice. That provoked a soggy little chuckle. "Hah. I can think of lots of words to describe you, Jacob, but 'harmless' is not one of them

he sounded so level headed, so calm and collected- it turned me on for some reason. I thought I’d be offended. But all I could do was laugh, this drink is working. He looked at me with amusement, he probably thinks I’m crazy. “Well I guess we’re both fools for falling in love. Cheers to that” with that, I down the remainder of my drink. He chuckles, damn he sounds so good. “You’re funny, but I’d like to believe it’s only because your drunk right now” I gasped “I’m very offended! I’m the funniest woman you’d ever meet. My sense of humor is unmatched, sober or drunk; but recently, I just laugh at myself. It’s pitiful, almost comical you know?”

he shake is head in wonderment " it non of our business whosoever he wants to marry .Let's mind our business " warned jafar " you're right though" sadiq went to keep his dirty plate in the kitchen .He came back to join his friend in their room He sat comfortably on the bed and a thought cross his mind " so I've been wondering " " wondering what? " asked jafar who was lying flat on a mat. " is there anything between your boss and you coz I don't understand how you two have time to discuss such personal matters when you are supposed to be doing your job " he smirk

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he said rudely F**king bastard! "I don't want to see you again" I barked angrily and walked out. "I'll like us to f**k our pain away some times!" He yelled. I didn't pay him any mind, I walked up to the nearest bus stop and waited impatiently on a bus to go home. *** I nervously walked up to the door before opening it I wiped my sweaty palm in my pants and take a deep breath then open the door. The place was quiet so that mean Katie must have head out for work early. I entered the kitchen first to get myself some coffee.

“So, what do you call an odd pizza?” “Odd pizza? Pizza with pineapple!” “Wrong! I love Pizza with pineapple.” “Really? Everyone hates that.” “Nope. The social media made everyone hates it. It’s good~” “Okay. Okay. So, what’s the answer?” Ryan leaned closer and whispered, “A weir-dough.” Slyvester blinked. Soon, he shook his head. “It’s not funny.” “It was! When my friend told me that joke, I laughed so hard.” “Who? Emily?”

“Trust me, she’s not a spy. Look at her, she looks nothing like a spy. She looks like the type that would sit around all day watching romcoms on N*****x and eat a lot of junk food." *gasp* RUDE! but true. "Ma lei non è grassa tu. Ha un corpo fantastico, davvero sexy. Certamente il mio" The one with the weird haircut said giving me a disgusting look. “But she isn’t fat thou. She has a great body, really sexy. Certainly my type” FUCK YOU, WEIRDO They all stopped and looked at Weirdo as Luciano shot him a death glare. "Capo scusa, sono stato portato via"