Gay Sugar Daddy
At least he'd get a good memory if it turns out he really likes just men.
"Maybe I'll suck you off or something," I begin, "If I'm too unappetising, I'll just blindfold you so you can pretend I'm a guy. Get you used to my mouth. Then maybe later," when I finally raise my gaze from inspecting my manicured fingers to his face, I laugh, "Am I too straight-forward?"
"Yes," he grins, already leaving that shocked expression, "But I like it. I like the effort you're already putting in, throwing ideas and stuffs. Very detailed ideas indeed."