IF ONLY
"That's really nice of you."
"No, it comes with a price," Jill replied confidently. "It's more like we both benefit from each other. In short, we're friends with benefits."
Wayne looked troubled, glancing around nervously, hoping no one would overhear their conversation. Frustrated, he whispered to Jill, "What the heck, Jill! You shouldn't say those words in public!" and slapped her hand.