What Is The That's What She Said Joke นิยาย & เรื่องราว

She shook her head. “Nothing.” But she knew they wouldn’t buy it. “It’s just… just a joke I read.” “Seriously. What joke?” Justin asked, raising a challenging brow at her. Shit! She had to make up a joke really quickly. She cleared her throat. “N-not all men are annoying. Some are dead.” She faked an angelic smile on her face. “Ha-ha. That’s really funny,” Justin said, faking a laugh. Then in a more serious tone he said, “You know, technically speaking, it’s office hours. But don’t think of me as your boss. Think of me as your cousin—who could fire you.”

A faint smile tugged at the corner of my mouth. “You’ve been a little busy " I said. That earned me another laugh. This one lasted longer. “I don’t know how you’re still making jokes " she said. “It’s either that or dramatic speeches " I replied. She wrinkled her nose. “I hate speeches " she said. “I know " I replied. “You’ve given three " she said. “I counted " I replied. She nudged my shoulder with hers. “Liar " she said. “I rounded down " I replied.

she said. I scoffed. " You can't make me," I said. " Technically I can and if you hate it, well then you can just get up and walk away," she said, smirking. I scoffed. It was a stupid joke. Her face softened as she looked at me. " But for real. You should try to get better no matter what. You are just giving up because it's easier." She said, Again I was marvelled. Why was she so kind? And to someone who had just made a joke of her.

Finally she laughed once. "Okay," she said, "Good joke. So I guess you don't want to go out either. You were just fucking with me." She said. I gulped deeply and shook my head imperceptibly. "No, I do." I said, my voice sounding weak. She looked at me again. "You aren't joking," she said after another long pause. It wasn't a question. She snorted some air out of her nose and shook her head. I gulped down air like a fish out of water.

“What? Are you fucking kidding me?” She gave his ass another squeeze and laughed. “I’m fucking with you. Jesus, are you fucking kidding me? No, I lost my job and I want you to help me find a new one.” Down he went, flopping on his back with his hand covering his face. “That was a shitty thing to do.” “No, it wasn’t. It was a joke. Your brains are just congealing at the end of a condom right now.”

she sounded excited like it was a big achievement. "I was right," I said. "About what?" she asked. "Your boobs are small and cute," I laughed. She gasped and pushed me. Emitting more laughter from me. "You said you wouldn't look!" she cried and punched me on the chest. "Ow! I am just kidding! I didn't look. For real!" I grabbed her and hugged her close. "It was a bad joke I am sorry." "You are not funny," she sniffled.

She giggled silently because of that thought. “What’s funny?” He asked while his brows drew together. "You Bugs Bunny." She answered smiling. “Are you making fun of me?” He asked seriously. “Not really. I just want to make you laugh but it seems that my joke failed.” She told him and made a peace sign using her fingers. "Anyway, I have a job to offer." “Now you are the one making fun of me! You said a while back that you don’t have a vacancy. Oh! You are confusing me! I don’t want to be here on Earth anymore!” She said while she twitched her mouth.

She asked I dont understand too; I said Maybe we should ask her; she said jokingly I smirked and shot her a funny stare Idiot, go ahead; I said to her and smiled She laughed "You are not seriously," She said she laughed Suddenly she held my hands and furrowed my brow Wait, I think i understand what she meant," She said What? Whats it? I asked curiously Slep.....slept.maybe he slept with her; she said exclaiming Oh my, it might be true; I replied covering my opened mouth with my palm

Her. "Well, you're going to have to admit that it's a little too much. This round." I said and she finally laughed. "I cannot believe you're making a joke about this situation. It's not that funny." "But you're laughing," I said and she laughed more. "Is Charlie—?" I began. "What about Charlie?" She replied almost immediately.

"No! I mean.. you are pregnant? But— I was rambling and she bursted out laughing. I was just looking at her laughing like there is no tomorrow. Laughing like she just cracked the funniest joke. She looks soo free! "Why are you laughing?" I asked her confused and then realisation hit me. "You— I started but said nothing and just releasing a frustrated huff I turned around. She just held my arm and said "I was just joking. But trust me. It was worth it. Your face had priceless expression." She said and started laughing again.