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Weston said, running back into the room. “She could have stayed, I don’t give a damn who smiles like a donut for you,” she said, rolling her eyes. I laughed at her joke involuntarily, I loved that she was actually funny. Not even just in her sarcastic way. “You know it's only you from now on sweet cheeks. Just like we know, you won’t be with anyone else. Looks like we’ll get to see if those banana lessons paid off,” I said, smiling and leaning back into the couch.

- - 20 minutes later she came out gosh only God knows what she was doing in there, I then decide to tease her. Baby were you masturbating in the bathroom what took you so long. “ What!” she yelled. Just as I expected. “I couldn’t help but laugh at the look on her face, it was price less.” She took a pillow close to her, and hit me with it. “ Are you crazy?” what kind of joke is that. I don’t do such am still a virgin for heaven sake she yelled. “ Virgin!” As if realizing what she just said, she tried covering up by laughing.

A very funny joke. "Why are you laughing?" She asked. "Because I feel like this is a joke. I mean, you see me, think I am hot and then you decide to marry me even if you know nothing about me." I said. "My father already told you,we can learn about each other after we get married. And look, my father will die one day and all of this will be ours." She speaks so easily about her father dieing even though he is just sitting right there. "That is true." He said.

I couldn't even tell what to make of it. "Well, if you want to hear of it, I should tell you that today is the first day in a long time since I last had sex," I said. I was surprised when she burst Into laughter. My mind shook as I searched all through within its content to see what exactly she was laughing about. "You should have seen your face just a while back," she laughed. "You looked so serious." It was then I finally understood the joke. She just put on that act to get me to look ridiculous.

She guffawed, managing out a, "What the heck are poop shoes?!" "Heck if I know. You said it two days ago." She snickered. "When I say it, it's laced with wisdom. When you say it.... It sounds like poop." He gave her a deadpan look. "Yes. Because it's meant to sound otherwise." Shaking her head at his sarcasm with a smile, she said, "I'm serious, though." "I'm serious too, baby."

Is he your boyfriend? What, you didn't think what he said was true? I asked. She stopped talking again. Okay, never mind. What about the second one? God, they're so hot. She squealed. Could you introduce me to one of them? She did. They're both mine, Lauren. I promised. She laughed in a rude way. That is a really funny joke. Who would believe someone as low as you? Bullshit. She made a noise.

😂😂 They all laughed at the statement and that's when she came in. "Ohhh what's the joke guys"?😬 she asked them yet they didn't want her to know what they were talking about. But she didn't put it into heart so she let it go. "Babe...am done! ☺ "No you not done". He said. "What? 😨 what do you mean am not done babe cause I've done everything, i put my mont blanc perfume, my make up and hair is good, am up to date actually, "AM ON FLEEK"!!! They all laughed at her statement😂.

I rolled his eyes, "...Laugh all you want it's true" She couldn't breathe after laughing so hard her back looked like it hurt a bit, Just then the nurse came by and saw her laughing so hard and asked, "What's so funny dear?" Shit, she isn't supposed to know since she's human. "I was just telling her a joke to cheer her up ma'am" "May I hear it?' Shiiiiit

she sais Jack laughed, “Decaf it is.”

What kind of sick joke was this? "It's true, Miss, it's an ectopic pregnancy, and you are in labor!”