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“Jesse, my man, which is why I’m encouraging you to talk some more! It doesn’t have to be about anything life changing. If you were me I’d say crack a joke but I don’t know if you even know any jokes.” “I know jokes.” His face lit up. “Oh yes? Tell me one then.” “Can you guess what the therapist said when I told my therapist I’m scared of dying alone? “Uh, no what?” “He said, “Most people don’t die with the company,” I said, chuckling. “Get it?” Rain looked at Matt. “Matt, am I supposed to laugh at that?” “Ideally someone is supposed to laugh when they tell a joke,” Matt said with a sigh. “Jesse, what have I told you about your morbid jokes?”

Acts as if they’re perfect. "I know what you're thinking." "And what is that?" She answered me, blinking innocently. "You think she's not the right person for me." "I’ve already told you that, shithead." Was her sarcastic answer. "No matter who you share this fucked up story to, they’ll be telling you the same thing that I’ve been shoving in that fucked-up mind of yours. It really is…” She paused… then whispered, “She's not the one for you. There, I said it."

It's one of those jokes that she have gone used to hearing by now. Everyone always seemed to make fun of her height. It annoys her. “Yeah, actually,” She said as sarcasm enveloped her tone. “I could slice you in half and toast you there too.” She threatened, making him fake a scared expression. “Please no,” He jokingly begged. “I'd play Barbies with you.” He added, which instantly earned him a smack on the back of his head. “You say that again, and I'm going to use my fucking bat on you,” She glared.

He replies to dad, and this really got me as I end up bursting into laughter, causing them to stare at me weirdly like I'd just lost my mind. "Sorry about that, but you? Your kind of woman? Do you have a kind of woman? I've never seen you with any lady, so who is your kind of woman?" I try not to laugh again, although it's pretty difficult, because that was the funniest joke I've ever heard in years. It wasn't supposed to be funny, but coming from Asher, I consider it funny.

Or maybe that was the only funny thing she heard from him ever since he spoke after they first met. Calming herself from laughing so hard, she tried to crack a joke. "Seriously, what are you? A dog with a twist?" Unfortunately, none of them got a sense of humor, as she thought, that not even one person in the living room bothered to move a muscle and let out a laugh. Rolling her eyes, she sat again with her legs crossed. "Fine, drop your fiction."

She asked, surprised to see me following behind. "Just wanted to make sure you don't do anything stupid." I admitted. "Well that don't make no sense, since all of the stupid is in you!" She shot back, slapping my back. "Oh you think you're funny?" I asked rhetorically. "It is my specialty, so yessir." She retorted, clearly enjoying the joking. "Ah damn, you got me there. Where were you heading?" I moved the topic, no longer able to think of any other jokes.

"Nathalie, didn't I tell you not to come here? Why did you bring the children too?" I frowned. "Why did that man just now call her Mrs. Shaw?" Jerome was stunned momentarily, a look of panic flashing across his face. Just then, Miranda Jones—the one referred to as Mrs. Shaw—had just finished dealing with the people outside and entered the room. She quickly explained, "Nathalie, don't misunderstand. They're just joking around." Jerome also nodded. "Yes, they like to joke. You know there's nothing going on between me and her."

Grandma had been lucid for a rare ten minutes, smiling as she placed our hands together and told us to be patient with each other, to build a good life. Then Victoria remembered the phone call I'd made yesterday. She'd been on a busy street overseas, and a saxophonist started playing right as I was talking. She couldn't make out what I said, only catching something about money. She assumed I was upset about her using my card to buy Spencer's watch. What if... No. The universe wouldn't be that cruel. The hospital video had to be AI-generated. I was getting back at her for using face-swap on the wedding footage. That was all.

"I'm just saying, Suzy. My mother always told me that the only things you really need for a suitcase are clean panties and toothbrush.” I counted in a mild voice, although my lips betrayed me by bowing a little higher. "I think it has something to do with being things you shouldn't borrow, unless you don't care about bacterium, you know?" I could easily imagine Suzane Johnson writhing in a strange laugh when listening to this, simply by hearing the little pig snoring she let out when she got excited about one of my worst jokes.

“Viv, what’s going on with you? What are you laughing about?” She kept laughing until tears rolled down her cheeks. She wiped the corners of her eyes continuously and tried to suppress her laughter to tell him, “I was joking with you. I heard a joke from my colleague today. She spoke about how fiancées are proposing break-ups with their fiancés. The fiancés answer with all sorts of strange replies. As a result, we made a pact to try it out with our partners when we got home.”