The Alpha's Freakshow
She watches me for a minute, waiting for me to crack or laugh.
“I don’t know. You look more like a vampire. I bet you sparkle in the sun and everything.” She says laughing.
“What? Vampires don’t fucking sparkle. What the fuck do they teach you at your human schools?” I have heard many things about the declining vampire population, but not once, ever in the history of anything vampire, have I ever heard that they sparkle.
“Oh, shit,” she says, the blood draining from her face. “Vampires are real?”