Wholesome Jokes Novels & Stories

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

eat? "Then, the big fish said, 'I... like... to... eat... small... fish... that... talks... slowly.' "After that, the small fish said, 'Oh, no!'" Nobody made a sound after Stella told the joke. Stella also thought that it was kind of a bad joke. So, she coughed and said, "Is it not funny?" Vermont showed his support. "No, it's hilarious." However, Keegan said sarcastically, "Do you mean ridiculous?"

I raised an eyebrow, "Butter who?" "It's butter if you don't know," he said cracking up laughing half way and I stepped aside to let him in, he bent down kissing my cheek which felt strange "I have a pizza joke too but it's not that funny. Ooh what smells nice? I have pizza, monopoly, and shit six dollar wine I picked up from ALDI, if we get poisoned, call triple zero, so have that on speed dial"

“You’ve been drinking too much of that newly made whiskey. Beside don’t use such expensive joke on my human child, she’s just human Fredrick. I doubt that, Fredrick added in his thoughts.

It's really cute. Jones Davis was almost angry: 'What's cute? Can you be serious?' Situling was stunned and suddenly burst into laughter: 'I just told you such important news. What, are you going to bite the hand that feeds you?' 'Okay, thank you, but one yard is one yard.' 'I told you I was just joking with you.' 'This joke is not funny at all.' 'Well, since you don't think it's funny, I won't mention it.' Situling looked at her bulging appearance and couldn't help but reach out and want to rub her hair, but she took it off with one hand.

She barely laughed at his jokes. “What’s funny?”

“Is that okay?” “Yeah?” Dizen wasn't so sure if that would satisfy his father or he will throw another corny joke. Whatever it is it's not on him, it's up on his father. They all looked at the old mister Lopez when they heard him cleared his throat after that he let out a big smile on his mouth. Maybe that was the sign they are waiting to see. They remain quiet soon as old Mr. Lopez started speak. “That was a joke, but let me tell you another one.”

replied Joshua to the manager of the store. “What a kind of joke is that? Do you mean you wanna meet the owner of this gemstone company? You don’t have a chance and he didn’t waste his time such a garbage person like you!” said the rich man, Winslow to Joshua. He laughed and mocked at him when he heard that joshua is joking.

I was giggling like a loon. “A corpse went to a rheumatologist, and said he was feeling rather stiff-” “That's hilarious!” I laughed. “That's not the joke-” “I love this cheese. Mmm. Cheese and crackers,” I sang, munching on the hors d'oeuvres. “Ooo! And there's brie! And crab dip-” “Do you want to hear the joke or not!” he boomed. “Eh, not really. No.”

It was as good as empty. "huh , have you heard of a word, it's called grocery shopping and it a appears you haven't been doing much of it" I attempted a joke. Something to keep the awkward silence away. The only things he had in his fridge were a carton of milk, bottles of sparkling water and a can of bear. Christ! What does that mountain of a man eat then?